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Jazz 16
30-03-2008, 05:42 PM
you got problems? need help with anything? or just a simple question
answered? Then Ask Abo (our new Agony Aunt)

haggler
30-03-2008, 05:45 PM
abo i have lots of limescale on my taps . how can i remove this without resort to harsh chemicals ?

Jazz 16
30-03-2008, 05:45 PM
Dear Abo-is that you in your profile pic?
and do you think you look like Glen Johnson?

Keano4taoiseach
30-03-2008, 05:49 PM
Dear Abo. I am a married female in my 40's and I think my husband is losing interest in me.
What can I do to keep him interested and spice things up?
Mary.

Red Devil
30-03-2008, 07:42 PM
Dear Abo; people don't take me seriously enough. What should I do apart from ban them?

abojodeh
30-03-2008, 07:55 PM
Dear Abo; people don't take me seriously enough. What should I do apart from ban them?
Dont Ban them and step aside let me the new admin

Jazz 16
30-03-2008, 07:56 PM
yeah RD, step aside mo fo...

Abo-you must answer ALL the questions.

abojodeh
30-03-2008, 07:58 PM
abo i have lots of limescale on my taps . how can i remove this without resort to harsh chemicals ?
Just dont

Toybos
30-03-2008, 08:09 PM
Abo how can i become a rap superstar like you?

rehab
30-03-2008, 08:14 PM
Abo, what numbers do i chose to win the lottery ?

abojodeh
30-03-2008, 08:15 PM
Abo how can i become a rap superstar like you?
just focus on the words you type and dont care if zuco call your rap CRAP
Bla Bla Bla

Keano!
30-03-2008, 08:19 PM
Dear Abo,

Will the Apocalypse ever come?

abojodeh
30-03-2008, 08:23 PM
Dear Abo,

Will the Apocalypse ever come?
evrey time when you finish WARCRAFT III

Toybos
30-03-2008, 08:25 PM
Dear abo, how do i bend it like beckham?

abojodeh
30-03-2008, 08:29 PM
Dear abo, how do i bend it like beckham?
just buy and watch the original bend it like becham DVD if it dont work bend your ankle while shooting

Dear Abo-is that you in your profile pic?
and do you think you look like Glen Johnson?
its me and i dont look like glen
i cant change it it is not working help

abojodeh
30-03-2008, 08:48 PM
Dear Abo. I am a married female in my 40's and I think my husband is losing interest in me.
What can I do to keep him interested and spice things up?
Mary.
just let watch tiny toons ok

fazman
30-03-2008, 09:20 PM
abo how do i make you stop posting pointless threads?

Toybos
30-03-2008, 09:22 PM
fazman he didnt make this thread

rehab
30-03-2008, 09:22 PM
abo how do i make you stop posting pointless threads?

Abo how can we get rid of fazman and RussianArmy ? :cool:

Jazz 16
30-03-2008, 09:23 PM
fazman he didnt make this thread

Haggler and myself take the blame for this thread :o
but while your here if there is anything you want to ask Abo...go right ahead

fazman
30-03-2008, 09:26 PM
Abo how can we get rid of fazman and RussianArmy ? :cool:

dear abo how do u keep your friend from mentioning my name i dont like fools who talk out there rear ends!!!!!!:mad:

abojodeh
30-03-2008, 09:30 PM
Abo how can we get rid of fazman and RussianArmy ? :cool:
put them on ignore list but RA and fazman good isnt faz your bestfreind

fazman
30-03-2008, 09:31 PM
put them on ignore list but RA and fazman good isnt faz your bestfreind

who is my best friend abo

abojodeh
30-03-2008, 09:31 PM
dear abo how do u keep your friend from mentioning my name i dont like fools who talk out there rear ends!!!!!!:mad:
only god knows

abojodeh
30-03-2008, 09:32 PM
who is my best friend abo
rehab

fazman
30-03-2008, 09:37 PM
rehab

rehab aint my friend he is a fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

red_devils4life
30-03-2008, 09:51 PM
Hey sup abo, could ue tell me if that's you?? :confused:

http://bentelhalal.maktoob.com/user_profile.php?Lang=En&Username=abojodeh

http://www.facebook.com/people/Qais_Abojodeh/540031529

Do those accounts belong to ue?? :confused:
For the first link, ue could locate when google the term 'Abojodeh'. The 3rd one from the top that is ;)

Harvo
30-03-2008, 09:55 PM
Hey sup abo, could ue tell me if that's you?? :confused:

http://bentelhalal.maktoob.com/user_profile.php?Lang=En&Username=abojodeh

http://www.facebook.com/people/Qais_Abojodeh/540031529

Do those accounts belong to ue?? :confused:
For the first link, ue could locate when google the term 'Abojodeh'. The 3rd one from the top that is ;)

RD4L do you go round stalkin people :lol:

red_devils4life
30-03-2008, 10:15 PM
RD4L do you go round stalkin people :lol:

Nah, juz' tryin' to kill my boredom by googling the term 'abojodeh' and all those links came out by chance! :eek:

The_Red_Prince
30-03-2008, 10:34 PM
Abo.Where do u get your ''inspiration' from?What drives u to think so deeply into simple stuff???

Red Devil
30-03-2008, 10:36 PM
Dont Ban them and step aside let me the new admin .......... thats no damn good - yer banned!! :p

abojodeh
30-03-2008, 10:52 PM
Hey sup abo, could ue tell me if that's you?? :confused:

http://bentelhalal.maktoob.com/user_profile.php?Lang=En&Username=abojodeh

http://www.facebook.com/people/Qais_Abojodeh/540031529

Do those accounts belong to ue?? :confused:
For the first link, ue could locate when google the term 'Abojodeh'. The 3rd one from the top that is ;)
the facebook is right the other one not am not fat and am 16
i will answer Questions on tuesday tomtrow off

red_devils4life
30-03-2008, 11:22 PM
the facebook is right the other one not am not fat and am 16
i will answer Questions on tuesday tomtrow off

But don't ue think it's far too coincidental when the guy's named 'abojodeh' & he's from Jordan too?? :confused: :D :p

rehab
31-03-2008, 01:40 AM
Haha who was banned RD ?

Red Devil
31-03-2008, 02:00 AM
Rehab:





Shut Up! ;)

abojodeh
31-03-2008, 08:07 AM
But don't ue think it's far too coincidental when the guy's named 'abojodeh' & he's from Jordan too?? :confused: :D :p

is this me no its not

Black
Eye Color: Hazel
Body Type: A few extra pounds
Height & Weight: I am 177 centimeters tall and 95 kilograms weight
Languages Known: Arabic
Ethnicity: Middle Eastern, White / Caucasian
Religion: Muslim / Islam
Occupation: Self Employed
Education: Bachelors degree
Current Income Level: More Than $25,000
Drinking Behavior: Dont Drink
Smoking Behavior: Dont Smoke
Relationship: Married
Have Children: Yes
Want Children: Yes

no am 16 not married some time drink dont smoke still in school i know english and litle ukranian am 171 cm 59 kg brown hair and cant see my eyes for now

this person is a fake cuz there is not alot of abojodeh in jordan and all christians
and if he is abojodeh i should know him
i write abojodeh wrong it is ABU-JOUDEH the original one but i write it wrong :D

versa
31-03-2008, 08:36 AM
Dear Abo aka Aunt Agony,

You have impacted us a lot and caused us to think deeper into things we normally take granted for or merely at face value. A cat is no longer viewed so simply as a cat anymore, and sometimes may actually be a dog if we would only look at it again from another perspective. Thank you so much. :o :D

But I have a question for you. Why did you put your location as Manchester when you are in Jordan? Or have you bought a house there, being the rumoured White Knight to save us from the Glazers?;) :)

If you are not the rumoured White Knight, please help us find a suitable one.

Thanks again.

Long live, Abo!!!



Your fan,
Versa

abojodeh
31-03-2008, 11:08 AM
Dear Abo aka Aunt Agony,

You have impacted us a lot and caused us to think deeper into things we normally take granted for or merely at face value. A cat is no longer viewed so simply as a cat anymore, and sometimes may actually be a dog if we would only look at it again from another perspective. Thank you so much. :o :D

But I have a question for you. Why did you put your location as Manchester when you are in Jordan? Or have you bought a house there, being the rumoured White Knight to save us from the Glazers?;) :)

If you are not the rumoured White Knight, please help us find a suitable one.

Thanks again.

Long live, Abo!!!



Your fan,
Versa
when i will finish A levels next year or when i will finish this summer i will study In UK and i searched the net for colleges and found that manch. college and liverpool are both good colleges so am moving next year or in 2010 with my freind and when i see manchester its remind me that i have to go study
so it keeps telling me go study now

versa
31-03-2008, 11:26 AM
when i will finish A levels next year or when i will finish this summer i will study In UK and i searched the net for colleges and found that manch. college and liverpool are both good colleges so am moving next year or in 2010 with my freind and when i see manchester its remind me that i have to go study
so it keeps telling me go study now

This is the first time you answered so properly, seriously and maturedly.. :eek: :(

Study hard then and get closer to the action. ;)

abojodeh
31-03-2008, 11:28 AM
This is the first time you answered so properly, seriously and maturedly.. :eek: :(

Study hard then and get closer to the action. ;)
http://www.stupidity.com/thumbnails/tn_osama_buys_manchester_united.jpg
osama ben laden would not bomb OT he will bomb anfield

versa
31-03-2008, 11:38 AM
Thank you, Osama. :D ;)

red_devils4life
31-03-2008, 01:03 PM
Dear abo, why do ue love to hve super-large images for ur signatures?? :confused:

abojodeh
31-03-2008, 05:53 PM
Dear abo, why do ue love to hve super-large images for ur signatures?? :confused:
andy pic is small but the kitten one i love it

Red Devil
31-03-2008, 06:00 PM
I have sigs turned off, they do my head in - too large in some cases and detract from reason I am there - to read posts.

Keano4taoiseach
31-03-2008, 06:41 PM
I have sigs turned off, they do my head in - too large in some cases and detract from reason I am there - to read posts.
It's all about you, you, you, you, you, you, you, :p

abojodeh
31-03-2008, 07:30 PM
I have sigs turned off, they do my head in - too large in some cases and detract from reason I am there - to read posts.
big sigs. are bad my sig. is good make me a mod.:p

Red Devil
31-03-2008, 07:43 PM
Nobody is becoming a mod, we are well covered.

abojodeh
31-03-2008, 07:58 PM
Nobody is becoming a mod, we are well covered.
ok:) good idia

fazman
31-03-2008, 07:59 PM
Abo can you please get me a new playstation for my birhtday

abojodeh
31-03-2008, 08:07 PM
Abo can you please get me a new playstation for my birhtday
i will just give me yours visa card number and i will

Red Devil
31-03-2008, 08:08 PM
Good answer Abo; when you get it I want that Range Rover!

abojodeh
31-03-2008, 08:11 PM
Good answer Abo; when you get it I want that Range Rover!
a range rover and a mini on me:D for you

fazman
31-03-2008, 08:18 PM
abo can i please give you my visa please no dont think so mate give me my playstation !!!!!!!!!!!!!

abojodeh
31-03-2008, 08:19 PM
abo can i please give you my visa please no dont think so mate give me my playstation !!!!!!!!!!!!!
when you post 1000 RD will give you one

fazman
31-03-2008, 08:21 PM
when you post 1000 REDMASTER will give you one

i will get there before u you will be banned from site soon

abojodeh
31-03-2008, 08:22 PM
i will get there before u you will be banned from site soon
you will not i type faster than you

fazman
31-03-2008, 08:23 PM
you will not i type faster than you

wow u are so fast abo ( abo loves rehab)

abojodeh
31-03-2008, 08:25 PM
wow u are so fast abo ( abo loves rehab)
why do you hate rehab he is good person

fazman
31-03-2008, 08:28 PM
why do you hate rehab he is good person

I dont hate rehab he makes me laugh im only messin with you lot lol!!

abojodeh
31-03-2008, 08:32 PM
I dont hate rehab he makes me laugh im only messin with you lot lol!!
ok mate no problem

fazman
31-03-2008, 08:34 PM
ok mate no problem

sorted were all friends but we will always make jokes of eachother

abojodeh
31-03-2008, 08:37 PM
sorted were all friends but we will always make jokes of eachother
ok ok no problem you are good person faz

haggler
01-04-2008, 12:31 AM
abo i have genital warts . was it you ?

RichardsReds
01-04-2008, 12:51 AM
Abo i need a reading festival ticket, where can i get one :( ??

abojodeh
01-04-2008, 09:31 AM
Abo i need a reading festival ticket, where can i get one :( ??
tickets shop:D
realy i dont know

futbol
01-04-2008, 09:37 AM
Abo , what is your real name ?

abojodeh
01-04-2008, 09:39 AM
Abo , what is your real name ?
just for ladies
:D
it is ahh i forgot ahh Qais