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-zuco-
02-04-2008, 10:48 PM
Bill owns a company that manufactures and installs car wash systems.
Bill's company installed a car wash system in Frederick, Md. Now,
understand that these are complete systems, including the money
changer and money taking machines.

The problem started when the new owner complained to Bill that he
was losing significant amounts of money from his coin machines each week.

He went as far as to accuse Bill's employees of having a key to the boxes
and ripping him off. Bill just couldn't believe that his people would do that,
so they setup a camera to catch the thief in action. Well, they did catch him
on film!

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg239/_zuco_/bird4.jpg

That's a bird sitting on the change slot of the machine

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg239/_zuco_/bird1.jpg

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg239/_zuco_/bird2.jpg

The bird had to go down into the machine, and back up inside to get to the money!

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg239/_zuco_/bird3.jpg

That's three quarters he has in his beak! Another amazing thing is that it was
not just one bird -- there were several working together. Once they identified
the thieves, they found over $4000 in quarters on the roof of the car wash and
more under a nearby tree.

And you thought you heard of everything by now!! !!

And to think the phrase 'bird brain' is associated with being dumb.

Jazz 16
02-04-2008, 11:36 PM
Lmao, thats brilliant. Wish I could get a bird like that.

akash_reds
03-04-2008, 10:41 AM
lmao................

Red Devil
03-04-2008, 11:03 AM
Amazing!! Gives a whole new meaning to "hole in the wall"

SALFORD RED
03-04-2008, 11:16 PM
And to continue the bird brain theme...

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w167/JDeG/image001.gif

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing crisps from a neighborhood shop.

The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen , Scotland , and helped himself to a bag of crisps. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of crisps.

Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of crisps because they think it's so funny. :eek:
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haggler
03-04-2008, 11:38 PM
And to continue the bird brain theme...

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w167/JDeG/image001.gif

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing crisps from a neighborhood shop.

The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen , Scotland , and helped himself to a bag of crisps. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of crisps.

Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of crisps because they think it's so funny. :eek:
.i am in the car with my purdey now . evolution being what it is by the time my great grandkids walk the earth it will be run by these feathered rats . blam blam no more doritos for you portland bill !!! gerrof my land

Keano!
04-04-2008, 09:36 AM
Thats so cool! Wow!

That bird deserves an award or an acolade or something!

Does he get paid? :p

cjl_safcfan
04-04-2008, 04:33 PM
in crisps i guess so...as he doesnt pay for them

Red Devil
04-04-2008, 06:00 PM
They set out a special bag for him to come and get.