rustlers cheeseburger appreciation thread

[haggler]

all hail the new king of artery clogging lovelyness the rustlers cheeseburger !!!!!

70 seconds and its in your paw ready to eat .

i used to suffer the dry lumpy bits at bottom of pot noodle but no longer .

pasties are ok but this product is a masterpiece :D :D

[Keano4taoiseach]

*shakes head*

A good Irish stew is what you need hags, to build you up ;)

[-zuco-]

They are truly brilliant Hags I must concur.

The chicken burgers do take first place in my house though :)

You're clearly not yet a master of the stirring of the pot noodle :rolleyes:
Try pot noodle sandwiches mmmm

Greggs steak bake's are beautiful, I could quite easily live on them :p

[haggler]

They are truly brilliant Hags I must concur.

The chicken burgers do take first place in my house though :)

You're clearly not yet a master of the stirring of the pot noodle :rolleyes:
Try pot noodle sandwiches mmmm

Greggs steak bake's are beautiful, I could quite easily live on them :phow do they make steak bake break even ? they are cheaper than chips . i used to buy vesta chow mein throw away the chow mein and just fry the crispy noodles --- gordon ramsey could not beat a vesta crispy noodle sandwich

[-zuco-]

how do they make steak bake break even ? they are cheaper than chips . i used to buy vesta chow mein throw away the chow mein and just fry the crispy noodles --- gordon ramsey could not beat a vesta crispy noodle sandwich

If they went by their official name of rat bake they would be shut down ;)

[haggler]

If they went by their official name of rat bake they would be shut down ;)mmmmmmmmnnnn raaaaaattt bake . why not ? if its good enough for bear grylls why not us . lets open this thread up to fave or wierdest post pub snacks / i confess to parmesan cheese on dry white bread -- beat that peasants :eek:

[-zuco-]

Chicken chow mein with rice, chips, sweet and sour pork and tomato ketchup.

[Keano4taoiseach]

mmmmmmmmnnnn raaaaaattt bake . why not ? if its good enough for bear grylls why not us . lets open this thread up to fave or wierdest post pub snacks / i confess to parmesan cheese on dry white bread -- beat that peasants :eek:
LMAO, quality haggler :p

My favourite post-match snack is 3 slices of fresh white bread, each covered with chocolate Nuttella spread, mmm

And a glass of fresh pasteurised and homogenised milk, ahhh :D

LOL, the advert below haggler's first post!!!!

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:D

[haggler]

i favour nutella as a body paint:eek: yum yum he he

[Keano4taoiseach]

i favour nutella as a body paint:eek: yum yum he he
LMAO, that is the dream :)

I haven't found a woman yet, nevermind willing :o :D

[haggler]

:o contact magazines are a good starting point ahem

[Keano4taoiseach]

:o contact magazines are a good starting point ahem
I rang a certain number once but was too nervous to speak as they say *your conversation may be recorded for training purposes* WTF like :eek:

that's just disgusting. I've said too much.

[haggler]

what me a reservoir car park and a jar of nutella ?
who me sir yes you sir not me sir

[Keano4taoiseach]

what me a reservoir car park and a jar of nutella ?
who me sir yes you sir not me sir
Too far mate, I'm getting images in my head I do not want :eek: :p

[haggler]

we could always go for plain choc spread if you fear the nuts will cause damage to vital organs

[Keano4taoiseach]

we could always go for plain choc spread if you fear the nuts will cause damage to vital organs
Nuts are great for your health.

I'm allergic to nuts but nuttella doesn't affect me, thank god ;)

haggler, when I hit 18, me, you, large tub of nuttella and paul jewell's list of best spots ;)

[haggler]

:eek: its legal at 16 over here so unless you have religious objections get on the boat as long as i dont have to lie on the merc with sussies on .

[fazman]

whats wrong with a peanut butter and jam butty love it

[haggler]

whats wrong with a peanut butter and jam butty love it
a king among sarnies

[Keano4taoiseach]

:eek: its legal at 16 over here so unless you have religious objections get on the boat as long as i dont have to lie on the merc with sussies on .
LMAO.

I'm just on ready right now haggler. I need more experience until I'm ready for you, ya beast :cool:

[Keano!]

they're so nice while watching MOTD!;)

Quality!

[Harvo]

I love these, on the way home from united games i tend to get these at service stations and petrol stations :) Lovely :)

[Jazz 16]

I hav heard of these famous Rustler burgers but Ive never had the pleasure of one.
I think Ill have to try them out lads as Im now very intrigued.

When Im hungry and lazy (which is quite often) I sometimes have peanut
sambo's, usually with dry roated peanuts in white bread. pretty dry but still
tasty, or else put some bombay mix into a sambo.

I used to eat sugar sambo's when I was younger. Damn they were awesome.

[haggler]

I hav heard of these famous Rustler burgers but Ive never had the pleasure of one.
I think Ill have to try them out lads as Im now very intrigued.

When Im hungry and lazy (which is quite often) I sometimes have peanut
sambo's, usually with dry roated peanuts in white bread. pretty dry but still
tasty, or else put some bombay mix into a sambo.

I used to eat sugar sambo's when I was hunger. Damn they were awesome.this reminds me of the king of all 70s kids sarnie box ----ladies and gentlemen i give you the Fussells condensed milk sandwich !!!!!

you cannot claim to have lived without sampling this culinary masterwork .

bread and dripping fresh from the roast tin was also highly prized . todays kids do not know what they have missed .

Let them eat lard :D

[fazman]

this is strange topic some pretty crazy sandwiches there me i used to love banana on toast as a kid I new someone who would put brown sauce on them