Caption Competition Rd.4 - Win Vcash!!!!

[Keano4taoiseach]

Thanks for everyone who entered the last round. Keep em coming!!!!

Next Caption: Enjoy!!! No vulgar language in your posts guys, same rules apply here as in main forums. Thank you.:)
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_04/Ferguson2611PA_468x468.jpg
Everyone post a response!!!! I will judge the posts and award the member with the funniest post 200 vcash. Competitions will be run weekly!!!

Enter as many times as you like. It will increase your chances!!!

Closing Date for entrys: Sunday 13th April 2008

p.s. Don't forget Queiroz in this one, imagine what he's thinking :D hmmm

[Toybos]

*Clattenburg issues the left back a warning as he was taking for Evra to leave the pitch*

[Keano!]

Fergie: You blind fool! He hacked him out of it! You bloody.....
Ref: Hey look over there!
Fergie: Don't try and fool me you plank!
Ref: No really!
Evra: He (ref) looks sooooo good in those shorts.....
Queiroz: He (Evra) looks sooooo good in those shorts.....

[fazman]

john motson - Its amazing scenes here as mark clatenburg is taunting alex ferguson with the bee gees classic staying alive dance

mark lawrson - yeh it seems evra may be about to take him on in a dance off

john motson- what worrys me most is carlos querios is about to do his can can

[Keano4taoiseach]

john motson - Its amazing scenes here as mark clatenburg is taunting alex ferguson with the bee gees classic staying alive dance

mark lawrson - yeh it seems evra may be about to take him on in a dance off

john motson- what worrys me most is carlos querios is about to do his can can
:eek: Where the hell did that come form? :eek:

:p

[Red Devil]

Referee! I dinna care if ya put your left leg out first! Ye are no dancing around with MY players!!

[Keano4taoiseach]

Ferguson: "Oi ref, he did nothing"

*meanwhile Quieroz is trying to use psychic powers to save evra from getting cautioned* ;)

[Ignatius]

Ref - Don't you dare watch my ass when i go!
SAF - LET THE MAN WATCH IF HE WANTS TO!!!

[Toybos]

Evra: Bloody Fergie!!! Can't take him anywhere.

[Toybos]

Evra: Is that a whistle in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me.

[Keano4taoiseach]

Quieroz on Evra: "I'm going to ask him out tonight, I'm going to do it"

[Toybos]

As Evra contemplates taking a bite out of the referees thigh , Fergusons feels it is necessary to remind the leftback that he is in fact not a pink and yellow cake lined with marzipan but it is in fact CLattenburg.

[fazman]

As Evra contemplates taking a bite out of the referees thigh , Fergusons feels it is necessary to remind the leftback that he is in fact not a pink and yellow cake lined with marzipan but it is in fact CLattenburg.

now that is genuis pure comedy genuis

:eek: Where the hell did that come form? :eek:

:p

so what u sayin its good or bad

[Keano4taoiseach]

so what u sayin its good or bad
it's original ;)

[haggler]

carlos its a hair thing isnt it mark ? you caught sight of your balding pate in woolworths cctv and you are taking out being jealous of my lustrous locks on poor patrice .

fergie ---- aaaaaggghhh lockjaw i knew the wrigleys would get me in the end

ref--- if i point i will get into the famous k4t caption comp no bother

[versa]

So who won the last one?!!:confused: :rolleyes:

We are taking this competition seriously, you know... ;)

[Keano4taoiseach]

So who won the last one?!!:confused: :rolleyes:

We are taking this competition seriously, you know... ;)
Keano won the last comp for his second post.
The caption was quite poor but the rest will be excellent like this beauty Keano gave me :)

[Toybos]

now that is genuis pure comedy genuis



so what u sayin its good or bad

Thanks very much mate:o

[burnzy1987]

Evra-if i close my eyes the ref cant see me.....muha ha ha no booking for me

[versa]

Version 1/Post 1:

SAF: "Hey, you faggot!! Stop posing like that to seduce my players!"
Evra: "What do you know, Fergie? Hm.... Nice thighs..."
Queiroz: "What do you know, Fergie? Hm... Nice butt.."

Version 1/Post 2:

SAF: "Hey, you faggot!! Stop posing so seductively!"
Evra: "Just shut up, Fergie... Hm... Thighs...."
Queiroz: "Gee... tough choice. Evra or Clattenburg?"

Version 2/Post 1:

SAF: "Concentrate, Evra!!"
Evra: "I can't. Thighs..."
Queiroz: "You are incorrigible, Evra."



[To be continued....]

[fazman]

Version 1/Post 1:

SAF: "Hey, you faggot!! Stop posing like that to seduce my players!"
Evra: "What do you know, Fergie? Hm.... Nice thighs..."
Queiroz: "What do you know, Fergie? Hm... Nice butt.."

Version 1/Post 2:

SAF: "Hey, you faggot!! Stop posing so seductively!"
Evra: "Just shut up, Fergie... Hm... Thighs...."
Queiroz: "Gee... tough choice. Evra or Clattenburg?"

Version 2/Post 1:

SAF: "Concerntrate, Evra!!"
Evra: "I can't. Thighs..."
Queiroz: "You are incorrigible, Evra."


not bad but im worried a little with obsession with thighs lol!!!

know for my new one

clattenburg:- up side inside out living the

fergie:- vida loca he will wear u out

Carlos q :- living the vida loca

evra :- why do i have to put up with this poor music whats wrong with my song money money money by abba

[Toybos]

clattenburg:- up side inside out living the

fergie:- vida loca he will wear u out

Carlos q :- living the vida loca

evra :- why do i have to put up with this poor music whats wrong with my song money money money by abba

Loool you're a mad one

[fazman]

Loool you're a mad one


yes maybe but i am a genuis:cool:

[yangch0000]

Clattenburg: Like this.... the finger must point that way.....the head looks away...got it?
Ferguson: Clattenburg!! dun make me come out there and show you how to do it!! that is rubbish!!
Evra: I am not looking.. i am not looking... i had enough from fergie in training...

[versa]

not bad but im worried a little with obsession with thighs lol!!!

Thinking about some other possible 'versions' too.:D

I am sick of not winning this caption competition. :mad: :D

;)

[abojodeh]

Sir Alex:what the @%#!$* are you @%##!$*^~ blind WEAR GLASSES
ref:bla bla bla RESPECT ALEX
evra:nice boots nice stuff
carlos qeu:ohh he is hot mmmmm

if no swearing is allowed @#@%$ = Hell 2nd @##@%= tottaly

[Toybos]

...what the @%#!$* abo?

[fazman]

clattenburg :- look fergie its kevin davis flying in the air

fergie:- dont take the micky out of me clattenburg we all now pigs cant fly

evra :- this is a very bad joke boss in my country we love pigs and look after them as one of our own

carlos q :- (silently thinking) I love pigs and I love sheep im not sure about cows no not cows but i do love a pig

[Red Devil]

Ref: Never mind who your putting on as sub, if any of your fans go to skit me in caption competitions, he's OFF!!

[abojodeh]

Sir alex hey get off my evra you greedy ref.
ref SHUT UP FERGIE
evra ahh what a long day
carlso dont miss up with me

[fazman]

fergie:- how the hell am I ment to see that ref

evra:- i think he may of dropped it on the ground boss

carlos q:- what are you lot talking about

fergie:- its clattenburg he has lost the plot claims he has the worlds biggest boggey on the end of his finger

[Kezzainnit]

Fergie:O here we go again whats ur problem clattenburg
Ref:Its time for me admit the truth...Im gay and in love with you fergie
Evra:(in french)Oh crikey that clattenburgs always tellin managers hes gay
Queiroz:Clattenburg how could you after all weve been through together?

[Keano!]

winner?

[Keano4taoiseach]

winner?
None, they are all crap.

[Ignatius]

Why is the ref still here?
FA, hear my voice!

[Keano4taoiseach]

carlos its a hair thing isnt it mark ? you caught sight of your balding pate in woolworths cctv and you are taking out being jealous of my lustrous locks on poor patrice .

fergie ---- aaaaaggghhh lockjaw i knew the wrigleys would get me in the end

ref--- if i point i will get into the famous k4t caption comp no bother

^ Winner. Congratulations and lol haggler :)

Unlucky Toybos who was a close second.

Keep em coming guys, the next caption is us!!!!