Greatest ever film line ?

[fazman]

Here is a good one i want to hear people's views on the best lines from a movie ever?


THE GREATEST TRICK THE DEVIL EVER PULLED WAS MAKING THE WORLD BELIEVE HE DOESNT EXSIST !!!!

Usual suspects

[Jazz 16]

Faz-your forever posting in the wrong section. Just look in future.....
thread moved.


anyway back to the lines......'Say hello to my little friend' is a classic
and the simple yet effective 'Ill be back'

[Keano4taoiseach]

Godfather1-Don Corleone: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" :cool:

Simpsons - Arnold Swarchenger: "I was elected to lead, not to read" :D

Great thread Faz!!!

[fazman]

Godfather1-Don Corleone: "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" :cool:

Simpsons - Arnold Swarchenger: "I was elected to lead, not to read" :D

Great thread Faz!!!


Ive got two more

Life is like a box of choclates you dont know what your gonna get next

Forest gump

You busting my balls

Goodfella's

[akash_reds]

Astalavista baby!!!!! ;)

[-zuco-]

Joe Pesci in goodfellas: "Funny how?" :D

Al Pacino in Devil's Advocate: "We're comin' out! Gunz blazin!!"

Faz your quotes are wrong, google them before you post :p

[fazman]

Joe Pesci in goodfellas: "Funny how?" :D

Al Pacino in Devil's Advocate: "We're comin' out! Gunz blazin!!"

Faz your quotes are wrong, google them before you post :p


what quotes are wrong zuco you are always busting my balls

[-zuco-]

what quotes are wrong zuco you are always busting my balls

The first two are wrong, which I have corrected below. And the third one is way off:

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist

Life Is like a Box of Chocolates... You Never Know What You're Gonna Get

You busting my balls?:confused:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=You+busting+my+balls+goodfellas&spell=1

[cjl_safcfan]

so it begins(at the end of a film ffs)

[Lawbreaker1944]

Great thread!

Apocalypse Now: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.

Godfather: Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Pulp Fiction: That's 30 minutes away. I'll be there in 10.

Star Wars: May the Force be with you.

[fazman]

The first two are wrong, which I have corrected below. And the third one is way off:

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist

Life Is like a Box of Chocolates... You Never Know What You're Gonna Get

You busting my balls?:confused:

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&oi=spell&resnum=0&ct=result&cd=1&q=You+busting+my+balls+goodfellas&spell=1


Lol yeah u are right fair enough zuco you were right my qoutes were wrong to a degree but only just

[burnzy1987]

pulp fiction-"and i will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger those who attempt to destroy my brothers, and you will know my name is the lord when i strike my vengence upon thee...**gun shots**

more than a line but class,....(off the top of my head so it might be slightly off)

[Keano4taoiseach]

Great thread!

Apocalypse Now: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.
.
Damn, how did I forget that one by Duvall!!!! Classic :cool:

[Keano!]

Toy Story


Woody: "You are a child's play-thing!"


Buzz: "I've set my laser from stun to kill."
Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death."


Rex: "What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I don't think I can take that kind of rejection."




Classic! ;)

[-zuco-]

Robert De Niro: "You talkin' to me?" :p

Rob Scheider from Jaws: "You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Hannibal Lecter: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate
his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

Jack Nicholson: "Here's Johnny!"

Brad Pitt: "The first rule of Fight Club is you don't talk about Fight Club."

Clint Eastwood: Go ahead. Make my day."

[akash_reds]

Frankly my dear,i dont give a damn....

[fazman]

yippe kiy aye

die hard

I have to say there aint one alone in meet the parents i love outright but any to do with focker makes me crack up

[Chester]

"No, I am your father"

Is the greatest line in any film! If you dont where its from, you simply havent lived!

[Red Devil]

Clint Eastwood: Go ahead. Make my day."

Wasn't it "go ahead, punk, make my day" ???

[reddwarf]

A lot of swearing (I've had to use a lot of stars!) but I love this film - The Big Lebowski...

Walter: This is what happens when you **** a stranger in the ass! [While bashing up a sports car]

Walter: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish!

The Dude: I don't need your ****in' sympathy, man, I need my ****ing johnson!

Jesus: Nobody ****s with the Jesus!

[-zuco-]

Wasn't it "go ahead, punk, make my day" ???

Nope.

"Go ahead, make my day." is a phrase written by Joseph C. Stinson and said by the character Harry Callahan from the 1983 film Sudden Impact.

In one scene of the movie, Harry Callahan (played by Clint Eastwood) goes into a diner for a morning cup of coffee. A hold-up ensues during which the fleeing waitress is held at gun-point by the gunman, who holds his gun to her head and threatens to shoot. Instead of backing off, Harry points his .44 Magnum and aims it point blank at the man's face and dares him to shoot, saying with clenched teeth and in his characteristic rough grumble, "Go ahead, make my day"
Wiki link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Go_ahead,_make_my_day.)

[reddwarf]

"Go ahead, punk, make my day" has to be one of the most famous misquotes...perhaps only 2nd to "Play it again, Sam".

[Red Devil]

"I thought I told you NEVER to play it again, Sam" is the actual quote.

[-zuco-]

Also

"play it once, sam....
for old-times sake....
play it, sam.
play...
as time goes by .

q_904RjfdhQ

[Red Devil]

Also

"play it once, sam....
for old-times sake....
play it, sam.
play...
as time goes by .

q_904RjfdhQ

The "famous" quote is by Rick to Sam. The one you're are quoting is Ilsa to Sam in the bar just before Sam comes in and says his line......................

I used to have a Sammy McIlroy badge on my wooly hat, "Play It Again, Sam"

[-zuco-]

The one you refer to is at the end of the video :rolleyes:

[Red Devil]

The one you refer to is at the end of the video :rolleyes:

no, thats "this could be the start of a beautiful friendship"

[spellbound]

E.T. phone home. :)

[Keano4taoiseach]

E.T. phone home. :)
LMAO hahaha

I never really got the whole ET ferore but yeah that voice was cool :D

[haggler]

ere tone have you got a bic in yer pocket this ones got a tasche and its like kissing a tooth brush !

hagglers biopic currently in pre production

[i am gary neville]

raging bull : im the boss... im the boss... i the boss....

[spellbound]

I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
Jessica Rabbit in 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' :D

[carlyluvsunited]

"Can we fix it ? Yes we can"

Bob The Builder in "Bob The Builder - The Movie"

[fazman]

By the power of greyskull

He-man

[-zuco-]

Dr. Evil:

“My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with
low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old
French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he
would drink. He would make outrageous claims, like he invented the question
mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general
malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was
typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we’d make meat
helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with
reeds—pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the
age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There
really is nothing like a shorn scrotum…it’s breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.”

[spellbound]

Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off..Karate kid. :p

[fazman]

johnny five is alive

short cercuit

beat that anyone lol!!

[red_devils4life]

''I'm The King Of The World! Woohoooo!!''

http://hem.passagen.se/tqvist/leo_titanic_king_of_world.jpg

[red_devils4life]

''I'll Be Back!''

http://www.martinwildig.com/pictures/t800_1.jpg

[Lawbreaker1944]

This is from RD's Future Echoes:

Lister: "It's not fair. There's loads of things I've never done. Like... I've never had a prawn vindaloo. And I've never read... a book."

[reddwarf]

This is from RD's Future Echoes:

Lister: "It's not fair. There's loads of things I've never done. Like... I've never had a prawn vindaloo. And I've never read... a book."

My personal favourites are all from Rimmer in the episode Quarantine...

Rimmer: Well, we know what to get you for Christmas. A double lobotomy and ten rolls of rubber wallpaper.

Rimmer: You don't think there's anything amiss? I'm sitting here wearing a red and white checked gingham dress... and army boots... and you think there's nothing amiss?

Rimmer: If there's one thing I can't stand it's crazy people. NNNNNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Rimmer: Because the king of the potato people won't let me. I begged him. I went down on my knees and wept. He wants to keep you here... keep you here for ten years.

Rimmer: So let me get this straight. You wanna fly on a magic carpet to see the king of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're all completely sane?

Rimmer: They've been very bad, Mr. Flibble. What we going to do with them? [Mr.Flibble whispers something in Rimmers ear and he looks at the crew, shocked] We couldn't possibly do that. Who'd clean up the mess?

[Lawbreaker1944]

My personal favourites are all from Rimmer in the episode Quarantine...
Which season is it? I've just started watching again the 1st season..

There are loads of funny lines in this sitcom.

[reddwarf]

Which season is it? I've just started watching again the 1st season..

There are loads of funny lines in this sitcom.

Season 5, episode 4.

My 2nd favourite episode is number 1 in season 3 - Backwards.

[Lawbreaker1944]

Season 5, episode 4.

My 2nd favourite episode is number 1 in season 3 - Backwards.
Thanks. I'll check that out.

Lister: You want to talk, let's talk.
Simulant: You have no weapon?
Lister: No. You have no weapon?
Simulant: No.
(They approach each other)
Simulant: Guess what? (Pulls out a large knife) I lied.
Lister: Guess what? (A metal pipe slides out of his sleeve) So did I.
Simulant: But I lied...twice.(Draws a gun)
Lister: I didn't think of that.
Simulant: I'm very glad you didn't.
Lister: What did you want to talk about?
Simulant: Your death. (****ing gun) Your imminent death.

[frenchie]

the scene from taxi driver,robert de niro standing in front of his mirror,and he says "you looking at me, you looking at me well i'm the only one here ." cracking line from a cracking film.

[reddwarf]

Thanks. I'll check that out.

Lister: You want to talk, let's talk.
Simulant: You have no weapon?
Lister: No. You have no weapon?
Simulant: No.
(They approach each other)
Simulant: Guess what? (Pulls out a large knife) I lied.
Lister: Guess what? (A metal pipe slides out of his sleeve) So did I.
Simulant: But I lied...twice.(Draws a gun)
Lister: I didn't think of that.
Simulant: I'm very glad you didn't.
Lister: What did you want to talk about?
Simulant: Your death. (****ing gun) Your imminent death.

That's from the episode Justice in season 4.

I like that season - it's the first time Ace Rimmer appears.

Gees, I really should get out more :o

Also, make sure you watch the Rimmer Experience ride at the end of episode 5 (Blue) in season 7.

If you're in trouble he will save the day,
He's brave and he's fearless come what may,
Without him the mission would go astray...

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
Without him life would be much grimmer,
He's handsome, trim, and no-one's slimmer,
He will never need a Zimmer.

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
More reliable than a garden strimmer,
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner,
He's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer.

Master of the wit and the repartee,
His command of Space Directives is uncanny,
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me...

Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer,
He's also a fantastic swimmer,
And if you play your cards right,
then he just might come 'round for dinner.


I couldn't stop laughing the first time I saw that.

[RedForceRising]

Good guy: I come in peace.
Bad guy: You leave in pieces!


Connor McLeod: There can be only one!

Jules: Good. Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
Brett: Hamburgers.
Jules: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?
Brett: Ch-cheeseburgers.
Jules: No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Where?
Brett: Big Kahuna Burger.
Jules: Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?
Brett: They're good.
Jules: Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?
[Picks up burger and takes a bite]
Jules: Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Vincent, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger?
[Vincent shakes his head]
Jules: Wanna bite? They're real tasty.
Vincent: Ain't hungry.
Jules: Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegetarian which pretty much makes me a vegetarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.
Vincent: A Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart m.f.. That's right. The metric system. What's in this?
Brett: Sprite.
Jules: Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
Brett: Go right ahead.
Jules: Ah, hit the spot.

[Lawbreaker1944]

:D Yeah, yeah, Red Dwarf rules!

(off-topic, sorry):

How would you match these characters (A) with those personality(ies) (B)?

e.g.: Rimmer - ...., ...., ....

A

Arnold J. Rimmer
Ace Rimmer
David Lister
The Cat
Kryten
Holly
Kristine Kochanski
Queeg 500
The Skutters
Captain Frank Hollister
Talkie Toaster
Olaf Petersen
George McIntyre


B

selfish, dull, lousy, protective, egocentric, easy-going, revengeful, boring, ingenious, handsome, rotten, commanding, cowardly, appealing, sceptic, apologetic, courageous, punctilious, supple, rebellious, rightful, childish, disciplinary, fearless, annoying

[sunchaser]

" Mrs. A****er: Do you know when I was a girl I used to read quite a bit.
Brandon: We all do strange things in our childhood. "---Rope

" Lou: [Lou hits Tyler in the face] Do you hear me now?
Tyler Durden: No I didn't quite catch that Lou.
[Lou hits Tyler again]
Tyler Durden: Still not getting it.
[Lou hits Tyler a few more times]
Tyler Durden: Ok, I got it. **** I lost it.
[Lou continues to beat up Tyler] "---Fight Club

" McMurphy: Is that crazy enough for ya'? Want me to take a **** on the floor? " ---One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

[rooneytunes]

Bond...Do you expect me to talk ?...No Mr bond,I expect you to die !Goldfinger...:D

[haggler]

every utterance from kenny the aussie loo plumber star of the splashdown crew bought to you via thunderbox films . its ---- and it knows it is

[Banana-rama]

Arnold Schwarznegger: Astalavista Baby

[16-Keano-16]

You talkin to me. Theres no one else here so you must be talkin to me. Robert De Niro

[thekeanefella]

keep the change ya filthy animal..!
macauley culkin home alone..

lol

[andersons_left_foot]

You talkin to me. Theres no one else here so you must be talkin to me. Robert De Niro

taxi driver u beat me to it lol

if we cant have that will have

"ever since i was young i always knew i wanted to be a gangster" goodfellas

im a massive scoursese fan

[red lady]

i'll be back....cant remember if it's from terminator 1 or 2 though.

[Keano4taoiseach]

From 'Dodgeball'.

White Goodman: "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!" :D

[red lady]

come with me if you want to live. arnie schwartzeneger

[Keano4taoiseach]

Wow, you certainly like your Terminator movies lady :D

[piazza]

"Are you not entertained?!?!!? Are you not entertained?!?!!? Is this not why you are here?!!?" - Russel Crowe, Gladiator

Also pretty much all of Fight Club

[red lady]

not so much terminator more arnie..lol

[Keano4taoiseach]

not so much terminator more arnie..lol
:D Too much information!

From the Smpsons movie - President of USA (based on Arnie)

"I was elected to lead, not to read" :p

[red lady]

hehehe...lol..not like that...just like him,like his movies.

QUOTE=Keano4taoiseach]:D Too much information!

From the Smpsons movie - President of USA (based on Arnie)

"I was elected to lead, not to read" :p[/QUOTE]


what about this one then.:)

tomorrow is another day.
gone with the wind.:cool:

[Keano4taoiseach]

hehehe...lol..not like that...just like him,like his movies.

what about this one then.:)

tomorrow is another day.
gone with the wind.:cool:
Sure ;)

Gone with the wind is a classic!

But....... "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" :p

[red lady]

hehehe.very good

[Ritesh MU]

hold your breath everybody

take it in your mouth and not in your hand

hahaha good na !!

youll be tired beating me but i wont get tired being beaten

[Keano4taoiseach]

Ritesh: Like most of your posts I read, I haven't got the slightest clue what you mean there? :confused:

But keep it up :)

[Ritesh MU]

first one is
take it deep in your mouth and not in your hand

lol if you would be a girl you would understand it lol

and second one is in a action film not english american or french ok
youll be tired beating me but i wont get tired being beaten

well hope iv made it clear for you mate
cheers

[Zense_United]

Batman: Dark Knight is a great movie

[red lady]

first one is
take it deep in your mouth and not in your hand

lol if you would be a girl you would understand it lol

and second one is in a action film not english american or french ok
youll be tired beating me but i wont get tired being beaten

well hope iv made it clear for you mate
cheers




thats really cheeky..:rolleyes:

but what film is it from,your second ,i mean..

what about this one..You feeling lucky today?.well are ya punk?

Dirty Harry.:)

[Ritesh MU]

second one was from a hindi film lol

and what about this

love is in the air

[red lady]

isn't that a song?

[Ritesh MU]

lol dont know
i listen that many time and its a good line isnt it

[Ritesh MU]

and how this

pyaar kiya to darna kya= when you are in love why fear

[piazza]

The 100 greatest movie quotes of all time.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AFI%27s_100_Years..._100_Movie_Quotes