Caption Competition Rd.5 - Win Vcash!!!!

[Keano4taoiseach]

Thanks for everyone who entered the last round. Keep em coming!!!!

Next Caption: Enjoy!!! No vulgar language in your posts guys, same rules apply here as in main forums. Thank you.:)

Everyone post a response!!!! I will judge the posts and award the member with the funniest post 200 vcash. Competitions will be run weekly!!!

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Enter as many times as you like. It will increase your chances!!!

Closing Date for entrys: Sunday 20th April 2008

[Keano!]

Fergie: Thats it son, over the loop and trough the second....
Rooney: Alex...stop it! Your embarassing me!
Fergie: All great players can tie their shoe-laces son!
Rooney: Ok, I'm ready now.....
4th Official: My shoes are so much cooler then his!
Carlos: Ronaldo looks so good in those shorts.....


BTW, who won the last one......??

[fazman]

Fergie- Look son but i new you were not the brightest lad

rooney- why whay i done boss

fergie- you have your boots on the wrong feet again

[haggler]

Fergie ----- is that yes it is a two pound coin ! as soon as shreks on im pocketing that !
4th official ------ oh look shreks dropped some dosh but the beady eyed jocks spotted it
carlos ------ christ boss these farting competitions are juvenile .
rooney ------- is that sprout and guiness casserole i smell ?

[Red Devil]

1. Now remember lad, ball, net, whack!!!

2. No lad its FENERBACHE!!! You'll get some here today laddie!!

[versa]

Who won the last one? Could it just be moi? :p :eek: :D


Entry 1 of 100:
"I am warning you one last time.... Don't shoot straight please, muppet."

Entry 2 of 100:
SAF: "Hey, son.."
WR: "Yeah, what?"
SAF: "Shoot properly."
WR: "I'll try."

Entry 3 of 100:
SAF: "WTF..."
WR: "Huh?!"
SAF: "You've got lice!!"

Entry 4 of 100:
SAF: "How's she?"
WR: "Huh?! Why you care?"
SAF: "Just figuring out why you only fire straight..."

Entry 5 of 100
SAF: "Remember... placement and accuracy, not power."

Entry 6 of 10
SAF: "You are not Power Puff Boy. Placement please.."

Entry 7 of 100



[To be continued....]

[fazman]

rooney- look ive missed again boss if i tie my laces no one will notice

fergie- no one will notice your meant to be shooting at there goal

rooney- yeh but im from liverpool mate they dont teach you that do they

fergie- so what do they teach you

rooney- I know all the words to yellow subamarine by the beatles

[abojodeh]

Fergie: Thats it son, over the loop and trough the second....
Rooney: Alex...stop it! Your embarassing me!
Fergie: All great players can tie their shoe-laces son!
Rooney: Ok, I'm ready now.....
4th Official: My shoes are so much cooler then his!
Carlos: Ronaldo looks so good in those shorts.....


BTW, who won the last one......??
funney but you are making carlos a you now what i mean shame on you
alex : did mammy teach you wazza how to tie your boots
rooney : yes she did
alex :carlso come tie his boots
rooney : :confused:
carlos: ahh that lady over thier waiting for me she sucks
rooney : carlos NOW
carlos :la bla bla

[cjl_safcfan]

1.
4th official:ud think those boots would be a bit dirty after running round
2.
quiroz: where the donkey go...shrek needs his (expletive deleted) donkey
3.
SAF: wayne, lose some pounds, your starting to look like frank

[Red Devil]

Congrats Cjl, you have just earned a first warning .....................

[Ignatius]

Fergie - Try not to lose you shorts again!

[fazman]

this one is toughy

[abojodeh]

ALEX:rooney i dont care if you take a redcard but hear what i am going to say
Roo::confused: what sir
ALEX:tease the GK and give him a hand
Roo:i am polite kid
ALEX:yeah i know and use your middle finger it works
Roo:thats bad sir
ALEX:do what am talking about then i teach you how to tie your boots
Roo: ok
Carlos:ahhh english men

[fazman]

wayne- what do you want boss

fergie- i wanted to let you know

wayne- what boss know what

fergie- i love ronaldo more than you

[abojodeh]

4th official:ahh my son wants rooney boots but i cant afford them i will ask wayne if he can give me his boots but i guess they are larger than my son size
Alex: 'you get it, you pass it to another player in a red shirt and white shorts'.
Wayne:!!! isnt that roy keane job? sir?!!!
Alex: just shut up and tie your boots
Carlos: i wish i am just little bit taller like van der sar

[Kezzainnit]

SAF:Now cmon roo you know you can do it
Roo:But boss its too hard!!!:(
4th Off:Look at that 22 years old and he cant tie his laces
Carlos:Oi you how dare you make fun of rooney its not his fault he cant tie his laces!!:mad:

[-zuco-]

SAF: You've got nits!

[fazman]

fergie- wayne have i told you

wayne- what boss

fergie- coleen shes a man

[haggler]

fergie thinks---- christ waynes going bald
wayne thinks ----- shane warne and goochys hair transplant ad contract is mine --
carlos thinks----- nobody has guessed i am wearing a syrup have they ?
4th official---- mine started like that kid .

[Toybos]

*SAF had to resort to asking Wayne how to remove the horrible growth from his back that had a rather striking resemblance to carlos queiroz*

[Red Devil]

No need to kneel - I am not god - yet ;)

[abojodeh]

sir alex : wayne!
wayne rooney : what
sir alex : shoot well

[haggler]

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[Toybos]

sir alex : wayne!
wayne rooney : what
sir alex : shoot well

Funniest caption wins abo not the most sensible

[Keano4taoiseach]

Haggler wins again. Next round will be up soon. Thanks guys. :)


Closed.

[Jazz 16]

surprise surprise....Hagglesworth is the Caption Beast.
Pay the man his winnings ;-)

[Red Devil]

Damn fix!