Where should jazz go for his first date - Manchester United Forums

fazman

14-04-2008, 06:53 PM

Me and jazz enjoy abit of banter here and there and he has brought to my attention needs help to find the perfect place for a first date . I wasnt to pleased to find out he favours KFC a popular chicken outlet but not the best for a date so give you opinions jazz needs you ?

akash_reds

14-04-2008, 06:55 PM

odd thread this..........does jazz know of this??

Keano!

14-04-2008, 06:59 PM

Home cooking! ;).........movie and a nice night! ;).....

Or

Go out clubbing, get locked, and go with the flow :p

lol........dunno if he'll like this thread, TBH!

akash_reds

14-04-2008, 07:01 PM

exactly keano....jazz wont like this at all

abojodeh

14-04-2008, 07:04 PM

OT then a dinner at reds cafe
meat ronaldo and till rooney to shoot between the 3 woods not out

carlyluvsunited

14-04-2008, 07:11 PM

meat ronaldo and till rooney to shoot between the 3 woods not out
Have you invented your own language or something ... ?

If so, it is always a good idea to teach at least one other person the same
language ... otherwise you will find yourself in this situation you are in right
now ... that is to say ... no one knows what you just said in that post ... ?

As for Jazz and his first date ... He's had the same girl for 3 years now ... I think
he might have taken her out by now ... then again he is a bit of a 'scrooge' so
maybe not ... :p

cjl_safcfan

14-04-2008, 07:22 PM

your all sly...
leave jazz alone

fazman

14-04-2008, 07:27 PM

come on boys its only a joke lighten up

abojodeh

14-04-2008, 08:09 PM

Have you invented your own language or something ... ?

If so, it is always a good idea to teach at least one other person the same
language ... otherwise you will find yourself in this situation you are in right
now ... that is to say ... no one knows what you just said in that post ... ?

As for Jazz and his first date ... He's had the same girl for 3 years now ... I think
he might have taken her out by now ... then again he is a bit of a 'scrooge' so
maybe not ... :p
i type fast :(

carlyluvsunited

14-04-2008, 08:14 PM

If I know Jazz ...

He will want to impress her ...

But has he got the class and
good taste to do that ?

Would it be Caviar at Claridges
or Whelks in Weymouth .... :D

I say the whelks and he'll spend
the rest on travel to see United
play ... :D

Poor girl ... :o

Advice to women - never get
involved with United fans, they
are too addicted to the club
and you wont get a look in ... :(

Alternatively ...

Become a United fan yourself ...

Then register here ...

And talk to me for God's sake...

There are no other girls here ... HELP !!!

carlyluvsunited

14-04-2008, 08:16 PM

i type fast :(
So ...

You type really fast -
and no one knows what you said ... :confused:

One of these factors must change ...

Can I suggest you type a little bit slower ...
at least give us a slim chance of understanding you ... ;)

manutd004

14-04-2008, 08:20 PM

Well, whatever Jazz does, he should avoid doing what my bro did. He took his lass to Halfords on their first date... :rolleyes:

fazman

14-04-2008, 08:22 PM

haggler

14-04-2008, 09:02 PM

my only advice is if her relations live in trees playing banjos he should avoid going home to meet the family . i am of course assuming the dates with a young lady .

-zuco-

14-04-2008, 09:10 PM

Well, whatever Jazz does, he should avoid doing what my bro did. He took his lass to Halfords on their first date... :rolleyes:

Did she get a puncture? ;)

manutd004

14-04-2008, 09:24 PM

Did she get a puncture? ;)

lol. Nice one zuco! :p

Red Devil

14-04-2008, 09:27 PM

KFC on a first date!!!! Come on Jazz, be more romantic - does she like chinese? Go to a chinese restaurant, make her feel special. Or any other food she fancies!

RichardsReds

14-04-2008, 09:57 PM

Take her to a club, get her drunk as hell and then take her back to yours!!!

Jazz 16

14-04-2008, 11:34 PM

Lmao Faz you leper :D , Im gonna get you back for this one.......

Well thanks lads and lasses for all the quality tips and advice......

In the end she got a bag of chips followed by all the trimmings,
cos Im that kinda guy:cool: classy

So any thoughts on where we should go on our second date?

haggler

14-04-2008, 11:39 PM

you should have taken the advice about taking her to kentucky fried chicken as the way she licked her fingers clean could tell you all you need to know about her

PrinceZane

14-04-2008, 11:46 PM

Easy here. Cook for her. If she likes it, you score points

If she dies b/c you cook aweful, she won't be around to nag during the game ;)

RichardsReds

14-04-2008, 11:56 PM

put a pic of her up then...

Red Devil

15-04-2008, 12:05 AM

Easy here. Cook for her. If she likes it, you score points

If she dies b/c you cook aweful, she won't be around to nag during the game ;)True! I met my wife on the Tuesday, went to her place and cooked her a meal on the Friday - and never left .........................................

34 years on !! :p

PrinceZane

15-04-2008, 12:07 AM

True! I met my wife on the Tuesday, went to her place and cooked her a meal on the Friday - and never left .........................................

34 years on !! :p

Don't know whether to say congrats or I'm sorry ;)

Red Devil

15-04-2008, 12:13 AM

Don't know whether to say congrats or I'm sorry ;)hahaha!! You get less for murder. I must admit she is hard to live with but ................ what a girl she was/is ...........

as my brother said when I took her home - bloody ell, he's got a dolly bird!!!

PrinceZane

15-04-2008, 12:34 AM

Ah, one of those.

Red, I will never give you a hard time again, now knowing what you have to go home to daily.

... at least for 15 minutes ;)

The_Red_Prince

15-04-2008, 12:41 AM

you could take her to an Italian Restaurant or a Chinese Restaurant.Or if your budget is tight,take her to KFC and then both of you get drunk and merry and dance the night away under a broken streetlight

Jazz 16

15-04-2008, 01:09 AM

SALFORD RED

15-04-2008, 01:30 AM

I had wondered where K4t was tonight.
.

Red Devil

15-04-2008, 01:33 AM

Ah, one of those.

Red, I will never give you a hard time again, now knowing what you have to go home to daily.

... at least for 15 minutes ;)

Such a gent

sparkic

15-04-2008, 01:43 AM

Take her to the movies and then have a nice dinner in a nice restaurant - NOT A FAST FOOD JOINT LIKE KFC!! I go their with my mates lol and with girl friend some times but like NOT FIRST DATE! First impressions make a big deal and you can get casual later but not in the first date imo..

dlan4327

15-04-2008, 02:35 AM

Alternatively ...

Become a United fan yourself ...

Then register here ...

And talk to me for God's sake...

There are no other girls here ... HELP !!!

Really? Goodness, you're right... I'm kinda embarrassed I never even noticed that.:p I don't use forums much and that's the reason. You can never tell anything about a person on a forum unless they want you to know. *Sigh* the world is becoming to reliant on computers, I don't even use Facebook. I have an account that I never log in to. Strange then considering my crusade to rid the world of excessive technology use that I'm currently enrolled in a Bachelor of Design Computing. Life's simply too ironic sometimes.

abojodeh

15-04-2008, 06:47 AM

So ...

You type really fast -
and no one knows what you said ... :confused:

One of these factors must change ...

Can I suggest you type a little bit slower ...
at least give us a slim chance of understanding you ... ;)
you are scaring me change you avatar:eek:
and jazz
take her to the arcade then play some soccer then have a dinner and later on take a taxi and drop her home (i guess you have a car )

fazman

15-04-2008, 07:03 AM

I think jazz should take her on a trip to alton towers great day out and she will love him for it

Red Devil

15-04-2008, 07:14 AM

Really? Goodness, you're right... I'm kinda embarrassed I never even noticed that.:p I don't use forums much and that's the reason. You can never tell anything about a person on a forum unless they want you to know. *Sigh* the world is becoming to reliant on computers, I don't even use Facebook. I have an account that I never log in to. Strange then considering my crusade to rid the world of excessive technology use that I'm currently enrolled in a Bachelor of Design Computing. Life's simply too ironic sometimes.

Who is natalie then?

dlan4327

15-04-2008, 11:27 AM

Who is natalie then?

Hmmm. You'll have to show me evidence of this mysterious Natalie of yours.

futbol

15-04-2008, 12:17 PM

there was also a user called : sexy manchester girl......

wow !

pun9jay

15-04-2008, 12:32 PM

Laughter is always good for making a good impression, that's why I think you should go to anfield and have a good laugh :D

red_devils4life

15-04-2008, 12:42 PM

Laughter is always good for making a good impression, that's why I think you should go to anfield and have a good laugh :D

I don't wanna get bombed on my first date.

Keano4taoiseach

15-04-2008, 01:25 PM

my only advice is if her relations live in trees playing banjos he should avoid going home to meet the family . i am of course assuming the dates with a young lady .
Haha, that movie is sick :eek:

Gave me nightmares (and dreams :o) for years :D

Red Devil

15-04-2008, 04:10 PM

Hmmm. You'll have to show me evidence of this mysterious Natalie of yours.Look in the members list then :rolleyes:

fazman

15-04-2008, 06:02 PM

Loving my thread and good to see you all got into the spirit of it jazz just take her to a galic football match or something show her a good time

Jazz 16

15-04-2008, 06:04 PM

lol thanks again for the tips guys. I have been with her over 4 years now.......
so.....its all good in the hood ;-)

fazman

15-04-2008, 06:07 PM

lol thanks again for the tips guys. I have been with her over 4 years now.......
so.....its all good in the hood ;-)

But u have to treat each date as the first makes it seem good again

Keano4taoiseach

15-04-2008, 07:07 PM

lol thanks again for the tips guys. I have been with her over 4 years now.......
so.....its all good in the hood ;-)
I bet it is ;)

Jazz 16

15-04-2008, 07:40 PM

I bet it is ;)

lol Bert (king of double entendre's) :rolleyes: :D
Dont worry son, you will get to do it one day too ;)

Forever_United

15-04-2008, 07:44 PM

But u have to treat each date as the first makes it seem good again

******** thats only required after u have an argument. haha :D the rest is kfc or down the pub to watch the reds :D