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PrinceZane
15-04-2008, 12:01 AM
I can see a few of us doing this...


A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we have no bread."

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, we haven't got any bread!"

Duck says: "Got any bread?"

Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any bread, and if you ask me again and I'll nail your dang beak to the bar you irritating dang duck!"

Duck says: "Got any nails?"

Barman says: "No"

Duck says: "Got any bread?

-zuco-
15-04-2008, 12:11 AM
Lol Zane I like it :)

Red Devil
15-04-2008, 12:32 AM
Its so daft I love it!!!

PrinceZane
15-04-2008, 12:33 AM
It's easy to like stuff when you can relate :D

The_Red_Prince
15-04-2008, 12:43 AM
It's easy to like stuff when you can relate :D
now that was funny

Red Devil
15-04-2008, 01:01 AM
It's easy to like stuff when you can relate :DI should have called myself Daffy duck!!!

Jodz
20-04-2008, 08:10 AM
:D :D :D :D
Nice one.

Keano!
20-04-2008, 06:05 PM
:p:p............*sigh*....good one

Jazz 16
20-04-2008, 06:44 PM
That was remarkably funny.