red devil jeff
15-04-2008, 10:28 AM
1. Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too!
2. Q: Why do housewives love Arsenal?
A: Because they stay on top for ages and come second!
3. Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool...
4. Q: How many Manchester City soccer fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - they're quite happy living in the shadows.
5. Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
6. Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.
7. Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don't know, there are some things a pig just won't do.
8. Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score?
A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.
9. Q. What's the difference between the Toon keeper and a taxi driver?
A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.
10. Q: What do you get if you see a Leeds United fan buried up to his neck in sand?
A: More sand.
11. Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
12. Q: What has ten arms and a IQ of four?
A: The Man City subs' bench
A: So blind people could laugh at them too!
2. Q: Why do housewives love Arsenal?
A: Because they stay on top for ages and come second!
3. Q: How many Liverpool fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Yeah, as if they have electricity in Liverpool...
4. Q: How many Manchester City soccer fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None - they're quite happy living in the shadows.
5. Q: What do Pool Fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
6. Q: What do you get if you cross a Monkey with a Liverpudlian?
A: Nothing. The monkeys are far too clever to screw a Liverpudlian.
7. Q: What do you get when you cross a Chelsea Fan with a pig?
A: I don't know, there are some things a pig just won't do.
8. Q: What does Claudi Ranieri say when Chelsea score?
A: Fantastic. Now let us try to get goal at other end of pitch.
9. Q. What's the difference between the Toon keeper and a taxi driver?
A. A taxi driver will only let in four at a time.
10. Q: What do you get if you see a Leeds United fan buried up to his neck in sand?
A: More sand.
11. Why wasn't Jesus born in Merseyside?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
12. Q: What has ten arms and a IQ of four?
A: The Man City subs' bench