Caption Competition Rd.6 - Win Vcash!!!!

[Keano4taoiseach]

Thanks for everyone who entered the last round. Haggler, unforunately wins again :D Keep em coming!!!!

Next Caption: Enjoy!!! No vulgar language in your posts guys, same rules apply here as in main forums. Thank you. :)

Everyone post a response!!!! I will judge the posts and award the member with the funniest post 200 vcash. Competitions will be run weekly!!!

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Enter as many times as you like. It will increase your chances!!!

Closing Date for entrys: Sunday 27th April 2008

[Jazz 16]

Pardew-Crikey man, I didnt think anybody was as geeky looking as the
professor Arsene, but your pointy nose and glasses make you look a right square.

Pardew-Oi Pat, look at me when Im taking to you Goddamit!!!! LOOK AT MEEEEE!

[Kezzainnit]

Pardew:Oi!What have i told you....eyes on ME not the opposition manager
Arsene:If he wants his eyes on me then they stay on me.
Pat Rice:My god Arsene Wengers fit.I dont know whether to admit my true feelings....

[Keano!]

Rice: *thinking* Wow.....Arsene has a huge spot on his face, should I say something?
Wenger: *thinking* Wow.....Alan's got a hughe spot on his face, should I say something?
Pardew: Wow....Pat, you've got a huge spot on your face! Did I say something wrong?

[Keano4taoiseach]

LOL guys, keep em coming.

Pat Rices' stare is priceless :D

[Red Devil]

Ref: Pat have you heard the joke about the Irishman, the Frenchman and the englishman?

Pat: er, no

Ref: Its no joke, what I say goes!!

[abojodeh]

wenger:he sinks that he is fuuny he poked me
padrew:thats wrong
3rd guy (i dont konw him) :poked you were
:D
this picture is hard

[fazman]

pardew- i cant believe it
wenger- what alan
pardew- i cannot believe it
wenger- what alan
pardey- he has a big spot on the end of his nose

[haggler]

pardew--- oi rice this just for men you sold us is from a dodgy batch !
wenger---- i have hair the colour of snow ? how could this be ? i went to bed it was blacker than andy cole !
rice ----- look lads i got it from merson he swears by it .
pardew ---- he bloody drinks the stuff though !
wenger ----- maybe ferguson changed the labels by jiggery pokery . he does that you know .

[versa]

Entry 1/?
Pardew: "I swear I saw you with a guy!!"
Rice: "......."
Wenger: "It is all over, mate..... That was me."

Entry 2/?
Wenger: "Hey, hey. Cool it."
Pardew: "Buzz off, what do you understand?... Now, look into my eyes!! Are... you.... seeing... my.... wife?"
Rice: ".................I can't remember."

Entry 3/?
Rice: "I am sorry...."
Pardew: "What??! You did it again!!?"
Wenger: "Forgive him again. At least he is honest."

Entry 4/?

[To be continued....]

[Keano!]

Pardew: Hey! Specs!
Rice: Arsene! It's talking to me.......what should I do?
Wenger: Get out! You crazy man! Leave my lover.....ehh...assistant alone!
Rice: Thank you sir! I was so scared!
Wenger: It's ok.....I almost let it slip there, but covered up very well! ;)

[Ignatius]

Don't you look at me!

[Keano!]

All three at once: He thinks he can read my mind......but I can read his!!

[futbol]

Arsene : So its mens nite out ? tonite... !
Pat Rice : Not so loudly Arsene.
Other Guy : hm....

[haggler]

pardew --- oi rice if you leave your false teeth on our bench one more time i will shove em where the sun dont shine kapeesh ?

Wenger--- how do you know they are his i have never seen him with a steradent tube in my life

rice --- sorry pards its this saudi poli grip i got from poundland it is gash

[fazman]

pardew- can i kiss you

simple isnt it really

[Red Devil]

this finishes tomorrow, right?

[Keano4taoiseach]

this finishes tomorrow, right?
Yeah.

[-zuco-]

Pardew: If we all club together, we can get a
big tub of hair dye and solve all our problems.

[fazman]

pardew - can i
wenger - can u what
pardew - lick his ear

[Keano4taoiseach]

Closed.

Jazz wins this time.

Keep the entries coming.

Next caption is up.

[Jazz 16]

Closed.

Jazz wins this time.

Keep the entries coming.

Next caption is up.

:eek: What haggles didnt win?
Quelle surprise.....
What do I win so?