How To Impress A Woman/Man

[carlyluvsunited]

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.

[reddwarf]

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.

Only if she is holding a beer in one hand and a football magazine in the other :D

[Keano4taoiseach]

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.


I presume your talking about a man....lol.....or Aj......:o

only as long as she's good-looking......;)

[sianluvsunited]

very good carli all the guys know this is true. these boys all love each other here anyway so no ladies needed lol.

[Jazz 16]

very good carli all the guys know this is true. these boys all love each other here anyway so no ladies needed lol.


lol, think she is talking about you K4T and your boyfriend AJ :D

[SolskjaertheLegend]

very good carli all the guys know this is true. these boys all love each other here anyway so no ladies needed lol.

i wouldnt complain if i were you - to please us cost NO money for you's whereas we have to win the lottery to keep you's happy :D

[Ajant]

I am not having relations with k4t.

[PrinceZane]

i wouldnt complain if i were you - to please us cost NO money for you's whereas we have to win the lottery to keep you's happy :D

Amen brother!

[Keano4taoiseach]

I am not having relations with k4t.


Ohhh......yes we are........:D .........(I love pantomine season........;) ...)

[chiboygeorge]

very good carli all the guys know this is true. these boys all love each other here anyway so no ladies needed lol.
I luv ya sian!!

[carlyluvsunited]

I luv ya sian!!She loves you too George, lol.....

[PrinceZane]

She loves you too George, lol.....

I guess there's a reason this was posted in the Joke section ;)