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Old 14-07-2008, 05:44 PM   #21
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Beckenbauer Has Dig At Lahm And Schweinsteiger
http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=776035

Bayern president Franz Beckenbauer has taken it upon himself to voice his opinions once more with praise for Jürgen Klinsmann, but criticism for both Philipp Lahm and Bastian Schweinsteiger.

The club president has been greatly impressed with what he has seen of new trainer Jürgen Klinsmann and the changes he has implemented at the club since taking over from Ottmar Hitzfeld.

“I have full trust in him” Beckenbauer revealed in Welt Kompakt. “The way he has started with us, his concepts and ideas have greatly impressed the board. He has our 100% support.

“I just hope that the players follow his example and are able to support his new ideas” he added.

Despite his obvious admiration for Klinsmann, Beckenbauer couldn’t resist the chance to have a go at some of the so-called Bayern stars.

“Every single player has to strive to improve themselves individually. It cannot be for example that a Philipp Lahm or a Bastian Schweinsteiger- and I’m talking about two key players- can go five years and still not be able to cross a ball with their left foot.

“The team needs that. It also needs a decent goalkeeper” he added.

Those are words that will not exactly fill Oliver Kahn’s successor Michael Rensing with a huge amount of self-confidence.

Mathew Burt


Argentine Passport Scandal Update
http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=776171



The new passport scam unravelled in Argentina has caused a frenzy in Italy. While newspapers print the names of potential players embroiled in the scandal, the clubs rush to quell rumours, including now Catania.

Passaportopoli, as they call it in the peninsula, promises to be an interesting topic of conversation on sunny Italian beaches this summer, since the media coverage is gaining momentum.

The latest development has seen federal judge Norberto Oyarbide state that the real masterminds were in Italy, where over 700 procedures were started by submitting fake data.

According to the Argentine press, at least 150 football players are implicated and several teams' headquarters have been raided, as well as agents' offices. Buenos Aires was not the only focal point of the investigation: police officers were also in action in Santa Fe and Mar del Plata.

The player's names mentioned in the papers are those of Gonzalo Bergessio, Ariel Broggi, Gabriel Paletta, Jesus Datolo, Pablo Ledesma, Juan Pablo Carrizo, German Denis, Juan Forlin, Maximiliano Scaparoni, Mauro Boselli and Sebastian Alberto Battaglia. The documents were reportedly available in 30 days by shelling out at least €30k.

After Napoli hastily denied any involvement of German Denis in the case, today it was the turn of Catania's CEO, Pietro Lo Monaco, to reject any accusations regarding new recruit Pablo Ledesma.

"I don't know why he is being named. He only has an Argentine passport," he blasted.

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Berbatov Craves United, Says Jol
http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=776473

Former Tottenham Hotspur head coach Martin Jol admits that Manchester United target Dimitar Berbatov always held Red Devil affection.

Over twelve months ago Dimitar Berbatov, captain of national side Bulgaria, made some extraordinary comments regarding the current European champions in his homeland.

He was quoted in the Daily Mail as saying: "I like Sir Alex's team. Their style is attacking and pleasing to watch. It also coincides with my own style of playing football. Players such as Giggs, Scholes and Rooney are fantastic and that fast guy Ronaldo on the right side is a magician with the ball. Of course, it would be a pleasure for me to play with these guys; they simply know how to have fun on the pitch."

The lily whites managed to keep hold of the hitman, who has scored around 30 goals in 70 appearances, that summer, but face another task this transfer window, as Manchester United are reportedly in the market again for a striker.

Martin Jol, Berbatov's former coach at Tottenham and now manager of Hamburg, has just spoken out about Dimitar's affection for United, confirming that his move to the White Hart Lane outfit may have been a stepping stone. "I always had a good relationship with Dimitar. But the trouble is he always wanted to go to Manchester United. It was in his mind and there is nothing I could have done about it."

The Spurs will hold out for a figure of £25million, in order to release one half of the partnership that secured so many goals for them, last season.

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JULY 15th 2008
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La Liga Start Still In Limbo

http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=776730

The ongoing discord between the players’ association and the Spanish football league continues to threaten to derail the start of the 2008/09 campaign.



No agreement has yet been reached between the Asociación de Futbolistas Españoles (AFE), or Spanish Footballers Association, and the Liga de Fútbol Profesional (LFP) concerning the matter of the non-payment of wages to players.

The issue has been high on the agenda of both associations ever since Levante plunged into deep financial crisis last term and numerous players were left without pay for months. Despite conducting more than ten meetings over a span of six weeks, neither party appear to be able to reach a common ground.

The AFE demands that the LFP set up a fund to assist players who are unable to be paid by their clubs.

AFE president Gerardo González Movilla spoke to Radio Marca immediately after completing the latest round of talks: “We have a very worrying situation infront of us. If the problem of non-payments still persist by the 31st of July, the players will decide if there will be a strike.”

The new La Liga season is scheduled to kick off on the 30th of August.

KS Leong


Geovanni Fires Hull To Win

http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=776626

New Hull City signing Geovanni made his bow for the club in their friendly win over local side North Ferriby.

The Brazilian midfielder, who signed on a free transfer after being deemed surplus to requirements by Manchester City manager Mark Hughes, played of the annual ‘Billy Bly Trophy’ clash.

The team’s manager, Phil Brown, used the outing to give 23 of his players a run out, though fellow recruit, Bernard Mendy, was absent from the side which secured a comfortably 4-0 win against the Unibond side.

Dean Marney broke the deadlock after just 5 minutes, Dean Windass and Geovanni combining well from midfield, and some fine play by Windass then set up Will Atkinson to double Hull’s lead.

It could have been three had Ryan France’s 40-yard effort struck the net rather than the crossbar, but the men from the KC Stadium did eventually extend their lead courtesy of a Michael Turner effort.

Former Liverpool and Everton schemer Nicky Barmy added a fourth with a powerful header, sealing a comprehensive victory for the Premiership new-boys in the 70-minute fixture.

The performance was not the only good news for fans of The Tigers, with confirmation from the club that Middlesbrough midfielder George Boeteng had agreed personal terms with the club and is undergoing a medical.

William Wood


Fiorentina Worried About Stadium
http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=776563

Fiorentina are worried that the Artemio Franchi stadium will be considered inappropriate for Champions League matches by Uefa's inspectors.



After spending millions of euros to reinforce their squad for the Champions League, Fiorentina are seriously risking not being able to play their home games at the Artemio Franchi stadium.

Manager Mencucci expressed the club's preoccupation ahead of tomorrow's checks to the stadium by Uefa: "I am very worried about the check Uefa will make at the stadium tomorrow, because if the European norms will be applied rigorously then we will not be able to play the games in Florence.

"We will work day and night to make sure that everything goes right, the venue has to be adjusted as quickly as possible. It would be incredible if things went differently and I don't even want to think about it."

However, the Fiorentina management does want to stay optimistic. "I think that in the end we will get permission to play the preliminary round at the Franchi stadium. If tomorrow we get the permit it should be valid for the entire competition," Mencucci concluded.

Danilo Pochini

Other succulent morsels of gossip...

Cristiano Ronaldo's future at Old Trafford has been thrown into further doubt after Manchester United fans demonstrated against the Portugal winger at a reserve friendly match against Burscough at the weekend. (Daily Mirror)

Real Madrid defender Fabio Cannavaro has told Ronaldo he should honour his contract and stay at United. (Daily Star)

Portsmouth fans have handed in a 2,000-name petition to 10 Downing Street calling for manager Harry Redknapp to be awarded a knighthood. (Various)

Everton will hope for good news on their plans to move to a 55,000-seat stadium in Kirkby this week when they will discover whether or not the £400m project will be called in for a public inquiry. (The Times)


AND FINALLY

England defender Micah Richards has been banned from having a girlfriend by his mum as she thinks that wannabe WAGs are just after the Manchester City player's money. (Daily Star)
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Somebody give this man a cigar.

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Aw....... that's so sweet of you zuco.
Here's a hug and slap on the butt *smack*


Platini proposes curb on salaries
http://www.teamtalk.com/football/sto...818700,00.html

Clubs could face limits on the amount they spend on players' salaries under proposals outlined to European ministers by Michel Platini.

In the keynote speech to the council of ministers for European affairs in Brest, UEFA President Platini also called for curbs on transfer of players under 18 and greater power for team sports to govern themselves.

Platini spoke of the need to have "the means to develop better control of clubs' spending" through limiting a club's total wage bill to fixed percentage of their income - between 55 per cent and 65 per cent - but this move would only be taken with the clubs' agreement.

William Gaillard, UEFA's communications director and Platini's special adviser, said: "We know an individual salary cap would be very difficult to enforce in European law but we need to talk to the EC about clubs spending only a percentage of income on salaries.

"It could be 55 per cent, 60 per cent, 65 per cent - Karl-Heinz Rummenigge [chairman of the new European Club Association] has talked recently about 50-55 per cent.

"Michel Platini has said this is what the clubs want and we will support it but we will not enforce it unilaterally."

Gaillard pointed out that G14, the now-defunct group of elite European clubs, had their own salary limit of a maximum of 70 per cent of revenue being spent on wages.

Platini also presented a document recently drafted jointly by six European team sports - basketball, volleyball, handball, ice hockey, rugby union and football - calling for new rules to ban the transfer of players under 18.

Gaillard added: "Clubs are stealing players aged 12 and 13, taking them away from their homes and then dumping them again a few years later.

"There are a lot of cases all over Europe of terrible failures of very promising players that have been transferred very early, when still children, and haven't developed well and their career has been ended."


Gaillard said the practice was basically "youth trafficking" and was not ethical, and that ministers themselves had raised concerns.

Gaillard said Platini's major task was persuading the EC that sports such as football did not fit in with European competition law.

He added: "Chelsea do not want to be able to beat Manchester United and Arsenal 7-0 every week as soon no one would turn up to watch.

"They want strong competition - but European competition law does not allow for that."



WARNOCK FEARS JORDAN WILL GO

http://www.football365.com/story/0,1...821033,00.html



Neil Warnock fears owner Simon Jordan will walk away from football over the John Bostock affair.

The 16-year-old agreed a five-year contract with Spurs when his contract at Crystal Palace expired at the start of the month, but the clubs went to arbitration when they could not agree a fee.

Palace owner Jordan wanted in the region of £5million for the player, who was still 15 when he made his first-team debut in October, but the tribunal settled on a fee rising to £1.25million.

And Warnock fears it could be a tipping point for Jordan.

He told the Daily Mirror: "I've never seen Simon as disillusioned as I did last week.

"He's still enthusiastic about Palace, but he feels utterly saddened by the way football is heading.

"He was devastated, absolutely rock bottom, because he loves the academy and he knows how important it is to the club.

"But he's questioning himself now and saying: 'I don't know whether I want to be involved in the game any more if it's like this'. And I think he's being serious."

Warnock claims Bostock has the "potential to go all the way", but reckons he has chosen the wrong time to move into the Premier League.

He added: "Bostock would have broken into our first team next season and played regularly in the Championship.

"Is he going to get in Spurs' team ahead of (Luca) Modric? There's no way he'll get in the side for three or four years - he would have been better off getting 50 or 100 games with us."



Roman Abramovich’s new £250m villa is world’s most expensive house
http://news.in.msn.com/international...mentid=1545979

The Russian billionaire recently picked up the majestic hilltop villa overlooking the French Riviera.



London: Chelsea Football Club owner Roman Abramovich’s new home has become the most expensive house on earth, after he paid a whopping 250 million pounds for it.

The Russian billionaire recently picked up the majestic hilltop villa overlooking the French Riviera after falling in love with it during a private viewing along with his girlfriend Daria Zhukova.

The villa, called La Leopolda is know not only to have the best sea views in the south of France, but it also sits on 10 acres of immaculate grounds that run right down to the resort of Villefranche.

It also has the added attraction of being just a stone’s throw from Monte Carlo, reports the Daily Express.

Previous owners of the villa, originally built for Belgian king Leopold’s mistresses, include late banking magnate Edmund Safra, Microsoft founder Bill Gates and Fiat tycoon Gianni Agnelli.

Abramovich’s purchase means that he will now be making a monthly payment of 1.6 million pounds to pay its mortgage.

The new addition adds to a list of Abramovich’s lengthy list of real estate.

He already owns the 15million pounds Chateau de la Croe just down the road from La Leopolda. The Chateau was where former British monarch the Duke of Windsor fled with Wallace Simpson in 1938.

Apart from these two, Abramovich also has properties in Knightsbridge, Sussex and Russia.

Source: ANI
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Aw....... that's so sweet of you zuco.
Here's a hug and slap on the butt *smack*

So gay.

Nice work though, gay or not.

I already said in your 1000 post that you are full of ideas. And boundless energy.
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Hey you ... !!!!

Yes you ..... Mr RFR !!!!

It's not often I say this ...

And I hope everyone takes note ...

I have noticed over the past week or so you have
made some really good quality posts here.

You've also started some good threads as well.

So I want to say well done and thanks.

It's hard to have a forum full of quality ...

But your stuff is great ... Thankyou x

Rep given too

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So gay.

Nice work though, gay or not.

I already said in your 1000 post that you are full of ideas. And boundless energy.


You're not getting jealous are now, are you?! ;-)

My office had an outing two weekends ago and we went for Paintball at bottle tree park.

I saw my senior manager give my colleague a slap on the butt after a match and thought no one saw it. But we all did.

it's been the running joke in the office since ;-)

Thanks for the encouragement by the way. I'm glad people actually enjoy reading the thread.
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Hey you ... !!!!

Yes you ..... Mr RFR !!!!

It's not often I say this ...

And I hope everyone takes note ...

I have noticed over the past week or so you have
made some really good quality posts here.

You've also started some good threads as well.

So I want to say well done and thanks.

It's hard to have a forum full of quality ...

But your stuff is great ... Thankyou x

Rep given too

I think mine gives you about 14 points too now greedy git !!!


thanks carly!

Seeing your avatar on one of my threads is usually nice enough, but to also read such kind words AND get a x is out of this world!!!!

It makes surfing and posting instead of working really worthwhile!

Thanks for the reps and the encouragement, Carly!
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Parker hopes Rooney fights flab
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/150720...ghts-flab.html

Wayne Rooney has come under fire for his rather portly appearance following a summer spent away from the gym, but former Manchester United ace Paul Parker believes judgement should be reserved until the season starts proper.

"We've all seen the photos of Wayne Rooney in the newspapers, squeezed into his United shirt for the friendly up in Aberdeen, along with all the usual 'fat' puns in the headlines and comparisons with other generously proportioned footballers.

Poor Wayne. He's the type of person who is liable to put weight on without too much effort. His body shape will not allow him to do as he pleases and he's one of those players who simply cannot afford to let himself go.

But that is what he has done this summer - he has been pictured smoking fags, eating fast food and drinking pints of lager. Make no mistake, he's enjoyed himself during the off season, but now he has to show a willingness to work hard in training if he is to get himself back into shape before the big kick-off.

He's not alone in having more to do than most in pre-season training. Eric Cantona was a big lad and used to put on weight over the summer, although probably not through drinking too much lager.

But Eric came back in July and worked incredibly hard to get back into shape, so when the season started he was once again at his peak.


That's exactly what Wayne has to do. Forget about how he looked against Aberdeen - something has been made out of that purely because there were television cameras at Pittodrie - his deadline is August 17. And only then will we be able to judge him.

How he looks when he runs out of the Old Trafford tunnel to face Newcastle will tell us a great deal about how much pride he has in himself.

And if he's in good shape, then all the flak he has taken can be shoved right back down the throats of his critics.

But perhaps the most worrying aspect of Rooney's weight gain has been the speed with which he has put it on. The off-season is getting shorter and shorter every year, and this time round he's had barely two months to lose his shape.

Yet he's managed it, with a worrying degree of ease. He must have worked hard at his eating and drinking.

Old pros used to tell me to enjoy the summer and take a complete break from football and the health regime that comes with it, but the body needs to be worked every couple of days.

It's easy to say now, but if I had my time again, I'd work on my fitness more over the summer, if only to make the return to training that little bit easier.

The first session back is a moment every footballer dreads. No matter how prepared you are, that first day can make you physically sick.

We used to get sent out on long runs and sometimes never saw a ball for two weeks as the coaches concentrated solely on our fitness levels.

Of course nowadays they do a lot more ball work but still, there can be few players out there who actually look forward to the prospect of pre-season training.

Certainly, it would not surprise me if Wayne Rooney was slightly apprehensive on his own return."

Paul Parker was talking to Mike Hytner / Eurosport



Sampdoria Midfielder Tragically Dies
http://www.goal.com/en/Articolo.aspx?ContenutoId=777212

The Calcio world is in mourning after Sampdoria and Treviso midfielder Gionata Mingozzi was tragically killed in a car crash this morning.



The 23-year-old, who is co-owned by Samp and Treviso, was on his way to a medical ahead of the beginning of pre season training when he was involved in a head-on collision between his Porsche and a lorry near Venice. The tragedy occurred at around 8am.

“It is with the deepest sorrow that we will mourn with his family, friends and all who have had the privilege of knowing him during his tragically short life,” a statement on Treviso’s club website reads.

Mingozzi began his career with Ravenna in 2001 before joining Perugia in 2004. A year later he was snapped up by Sampdoria, where he made his Serie A debut.

He spent the 2006/07 season on loan at Lecce, before Treviso bought 50 per cent of his contract last summer.

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