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    Old 07-02-2010, 08:20 PM   #1
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    Didier Drogba isn't human.
    Seriously the man is an absolute beast. Easily the best one man styrikeforce in the world and probably the best striker to boot. Chelsea without him wouldn't be half the side. He's like an untamable wild boar or something. I know United fans hate him but he's a bit of a hero for me. He doesn't get sent off in the CL and he probably takes a peno, you know he wouldn't miss. Beasts don't miss.

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    Old 07-02-2010, 08:22 PM   #2
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    on his day he is unplayable --arsenal never handle him
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    Old 07-02-2010, 08:28 PM   #3
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    No match for Vidic and Rio Ferdinand though, when fit they can handle him no probs.
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    Old 07-02-2010, 08:35 PM   #4
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    I certainly don't hate him and, similarly to Adebayor's celebration vs Arsenal, was one of the
    few to defend him after his expulsion against Barça.

    He's a top striker but I still rate Ibra more.
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    Old 07-02-2010, 08:35 PM   #5
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    "Didier Drogba isn't human"(c)

    How old is the topicstarter ? 11 or 12?

    Drogba's finishing and ball control isn't the best in the world, and to say more, not even in EPL. Fernando Torres is far better finisher than Drogba.
    The best striker I've seen were Batistuta and Van Nistelrooy. They were real goal machines.
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    Old 07-02-2010, 08:40 PM   #6
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    "Didier Drogba isn't human"(c)

    How old is the topicstarter ? 11 or 12?

    Drogba's finishing and ball control isn't the best in the world, and to say more, not even in EPL. Fernando Torres is far better finisher than Drogba.
    The best striker I've seen were Batistuta and Van Nistelrooy. They were real goal machines.

    Originally Posted by t3rmin41 View Post
    Yeah, I was being deadly serious you ******* no brain clown. I really think Drogba is a UFO who crawled out of your buthole, ****ed your mother and now plays for Chelsea. Go away you absolute abortion baby.

    So what if he doesn't have the ebst control. He's stronger and more rounded than Torres. He's way more creative and more effective from open play.

    Drogba>Torres.
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    Old 07-02-2010, 08:44 PM   #7
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    Yeah, I was being deadly serious you ******* no brain clown. I really think Drogba is a UFO who crawled out of your buthole, ****ed your mother and now plays for Chelsea. Go away you absolute abortion baby.

    So what if he doesn't have the ebst control. He's stronger and more rounded than Torres. He's way more creative and more effective from open play.

    Drogba>Torres.

    Originally Posted by peterswellman View Post
    bit harsh
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    Old 07-02-2010, 08:54 PM   #8
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    Warning to all don't post ***** in my thread or i'll tear you apart.
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    Old 07-02-2010, 08:56 PM   #9
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    Yeah, I was being deadly serious you ******* no brain clown. I really think Drogba is a UFO who crawled out of your buthole, ****ed your mother and now plays for Chelsea. Go away you absolute abortion baby.

    So what if he doesn't have the ebst control. He's stronger and more rounded than Torres. He's way more creative and more effective from open play.

    Drogba>Torres.

    Originally Posted by peterswellman View Post


    Anyway, on his day he is impossible to play against, when he is focused on the game and when he isn't diving he is certainly up there with the best in the business. A real presence in the box and he also has a bit of flair in him so he isn't just a target man. I don't hate him, I dislike him but I can appreciate the talent that he possesses.
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    Old 07-02-2010, 09:02 PM   #10
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    Yeah, I was being deadly serious you ******* no brain clown. I really think Drogba is a UFO who crawled out of your buthole, ****ed your mother and now plays for Chelsea. Go away you absolute abortion baby.

    So what if he doesn't have the ebst control. He's stronger and more rounded than Torres. He's way more creative and more effective from open play.

    Drogba>Torres.

    Originally Posted by peterswellman View Post
    Have you had a stressfull day today peterswellman
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    Dave, calm the fack down. Funny guy.
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    Old 07-02-2010, 09:07 PM   #12
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    He's on fire at the moment.

    Ibra seems to have gone off the boil a lil bit...

    There's going to be a continuous shuffling of the 'Top 5' pack - All of them are unstopable on their day, thats what puts them in the top 5...
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    Old 07-02-2010, 09:10 PM   #13
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    Have you had a stressfull day today peterswellman

    Originally Posted by WATPOAE View Post

    Dave, calm the fack down. Funny guy.

    Originally Posted by PeeJay View Post
    Perfectly calm lads.
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    Old 07-02-2010, 09:14 PM   #14
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    Dave's right, t3rmin41 is an idiot
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    Old 07-02-2010, 09:15 PM   #15
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    Avatar he has was a photo of his mother giving birth to him iirc.

    Lituanians suck.
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    Old 07-02-2010, 09:16 PM   #16
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    Easily the best striker in the world.
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    Old 07-02-2010, 09:17 PM   #17
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    Best striker in the world IMO can play as a target man or a lone man up front or with a strike partner!Has everything a good striker needs and on his day is unstopable,has strenght power pace good finisher good in the air has a good first touch to whoever said he didn't are you mad?He has also added free kicks to hiis game

    I knew about him before he even played for Marsille because of an exchange student from Guingamp stayed in my house and he played for Guingamp at the time and he never stopped going on about him!He really is a beast,would be a dream signing for us as he would suit Rooney down to the ground IMO
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    Old 07-02-2010, 09:22 PM   #18
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    Wasn't too good in his first season at Chelsea. Not sure he's the best Striker in the world either.... Defo a beast hough, bit of a cry baby and poor loser too
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    Old 07-02-2010, 09:22 PM   #19
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    'not human' is a describtion I use for very unique players. Rate Drogba, he's world class but still plenty above of him in the pecking order:

    Zlatan Ibrahimovic
    Fernando Torres
    David Villa
    Wayne Rooney
    and maybe just maybe
    Gonzalo Higuain

    I'd say he's on par perhaps bit better than Samuel Eto'o of Inter.
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    Old 07-02-2010, 09:23 PM   #20
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    In my eyes he is pretty much the best one-man strikeforce in the world.

    But credit where its due -- there is no one close to Rooney by form at the moment, in the world.
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