Manchester United

Go Back   Manchester United Forums > Entertainment > Jokes Section

User Name
Password Register
 Home Arcade  Forums Register FAQ Members List Calendar Betting Mark Forums Read

Not a member of our Manchester United Forums yet?.

Manutdtalk is a dedicated site for all Manchester United Fans, run by Manchester United fans, Join up to be part of the community for the best football club in the world, its free

Registration takes a few seconds, its so simple, click here to join today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact support.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 29-04-2008, 06:16 PM   #11
RichardsReds
World Cup Winner
 
RichardsReds's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At the gym of course
Posts: 1,701
vCash: 1815
RichardsReds is on a distinguished road
I got more, but not for you now... Maybe tomorrow!
RichardsReds is offline   Reply With Quote
 
Old 02-05-2008, 09:49 PM   #12
RichardsReds
World Cup Winner
 
RichardsReds's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At the gym of course
Posts: 1,701
vCash: 1815
RichardsReds is on a distinguished road
What do Penguin's sing on your birthday?








Freeze a jolly good fellow!
__________________
EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS!!!
RichardsReds is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-05-2008, 09:55 PM   #13
Keano4taoiseach
World Cup Winner
 
Keano4taoiseach's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Location Location!
Age: 17
Posts: 4,286
vCash: 100
Keano4taoiseach is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by RichardsReds
What do Penguin's sing on your birthday?








Freeze a jolly good fellow!
hahaha Genius

I liked penguin bars too Richard
Keano4taoiseach is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-05-2008, 09:57 PM   #14
RichardsReds
World Cup Winner
 
RichardsReds's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At the gym of course
Posts: 1,701
vCash: 1815
RichardsReds is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by Keano4taoiseach
hahaha Genius

I liked penguin bars too Richard

Why are none of us surprised?
__________________
EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS!!!
RichardsReds is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-05-2008, 10:15 PM   #15
Keano4taoiseach
World Cup Winner
 
Keano4taoiseach's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Location Location!
Age: 17
Posts: 4,286
vCash: 100
Keano4taoiseach is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by RichardsReds
Why are none of us surprised?
They were gorgeous, just like your six pack

Keano4taoiseach is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-05-2008, 12:41 AM   #16
-zuco-
World Cup Winner
 
-zuco-'s Avatar
 
Tournaments Won: 3

Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Upstairs
Posts: 5,236
vCash: 1533
-zuco- is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by Keano4taoiseach
They were gorgeous, just like your six pack

How did a 17 year old gat so fat?

-zuco- is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-05-2008, 02:39 AM   #17
United_OG
Fans Favourite
 
United_OG's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2007
Posts: 599
vCash: 400
United_OG is on a distinguished road
Another terrible joke!!

What do you call a three legged donkey?



WONKEY

oh n one more before i log off!!

You're so poor that when ppl rob your house, they usually leave something for you instead ;-)

...that one applies to me,lol

pz!

Last edited by United_OG : 03-05-2008 at 03:01 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost
United_OG is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-05-2008, 11:38 AM   #18
Keano4taoiseach
World Cup Winner
 
Keano4taoiseach's Avatar
 

Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Location Location!
Age: 17
Posts: 4,286
vCash: 100
Keano4taoiseach is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by -zuco-
How did a 17 year old gat so fat?

Those penguin bars are mighty addictive
Keano4taoiseach is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-05-2008, 04:03 PM   #19
Keano!
Moderator
World Cup Winner
 
Keano!'s Avatar
 
Tournaments Won: 6

Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Baile Atha Cliath
Age: 17
Posts: 5,193
vCash: 100
Keano! is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by Keano4taoiseach
Those penguin bars are mighty addictive


Gone off penguin bars.........on to Time Out's and toffee crisps!
Keano! is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 19-05-2008, 06:57 PM   #20
RichardsReds
World Cup Winner
 
RichardsReds's Avatar
 

Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At the gym of course
Posts: 1,701
vCash: 1815
RichardsReds is on a distinguished road
I bought a 24 pack today...


Of penguin bars
__________________
EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS!!!
RichardsReds is offline   Reply With Quote
 
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Powered by vBadvanced CMPS v2.1.0



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 09:52 AM.

The Soccerlinks Hit List Soccer Search Engine - Hit List

ManUtdTalk Style ©2005 vBEnhanced
This site is in no way affiliated with Manchester United. For the official Manchester United Football Club website please visit HERE
Powered by vBulletin Version 3.5.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.