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Old 19-05-2008, 07:04 PM   #21
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why did the sand blush..............





because the sea weed...yeah im good...lame joke thread is my favourite
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Old 19-05-2008, 07:15 PM   #22
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What's pink and sits in the corner? A naughty pig!



What's green and smells like pork?


Kermit's middle finger!
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Old 20-05-2008, 09:59 AM   #23
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What's green and smells like pork?


Kermit's middle finger!

Lol

Frogs have fingers?
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Old 04-06-2008, 03:32 PM   #24
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A fella just came to my door and told me to eat brown bread.

He was a Hovis witness.
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haha

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Did you hear about the spy who never got out of bed?











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What wobbles as it flies?

A jellycopter

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Old 28-06-2008, 03:52 PM   #28
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Old 28-06-2008, 04:54 PM   #30
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i do, but nobody likes me
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