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Old 26-09-2008, 03:19 PM   #1
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Oldies at it

An old man, we will call him Fred, met an old lady Doris at Bingo.

One day he eventually plucked up the courage to ask her out. She agreed straight away.

After a few nights out together Fred invited Doris back to his flat for coffee.

Things got a bit steamy and Fred made a move on Doris.

Doris thought to herself , ' this old man is well past it' so decided to leave her tights on under her skirt.

After an amazing night of passion, Doris said to Fred ,' wow, that was amazing I didnt know you still had it in you'

Fred replied, 'and I didnt know you were still a virgin'
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Old 26-09-2008, 05:36 PM   #2
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nice one blondie...hahaha....lol
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Old 26-09-2008, 05:41 PM   #3
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lol old is gold
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Old 26-09-2008, 05:56 PM   #4
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blondedevil
An old man, we will call him Fred, met an old lady Doris at Bingo.

One day he eventually plucked up the courage to ask her out. She agreed straight away.

After a few nights out together Fred invited Doris back to his flat for coffee.

Things got a bit steamy and Fred made a move on Doris.

Doris thought to herself , ' this old man is well past it' so decided to leave her tights on under her skirt.

After an amazing night of passion, Doris said to Fred ,' wow, that was amazing I didnt know you still had it in you'

Fred replied, 'and I didnt know you were still a virgin'
hosiery humping mmmmmm sounds good to me
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Old 26-09-2008, 06:05 PM   #5
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hosiery humping mmmmmm sounds good to me

hahaha....lol
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Old 26-09-2008, 06:07 PM   #6
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.lmfao Rofl :d
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Old 26-09-2008, 09:20 PM   #7
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Old 26-09-2008, 10:44 PM   #8
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