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Old 22-05-2008, 09:11 PM   #1
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Final Jokes anyone???
just got this in a txt.....

John Terry Vodka, made in England, bottled in Russia

anyone got any??
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Old 22-05-2008, 11:43 PM   #2
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I've got one but it's not nice so i'm not going to post it.
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Old 23-05-2008, 02:26 AM   #3
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how funny

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Old 23-05-2008, 02:58 AM   #4
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It's NOT Terrys...



It's OURS !!!!
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Trip, slip or fall?
If you have had a fall in a public place such as a supermarket, an office or in the street and this is caused by, for example, a defect or hole in the floor or ground, a wet surface , or a protruding object, you may have a claim against the person or group responsible for the upkeep and maintenance of the area where it happened.


Where there's blame, there's a claim




He fell on his ass
he fell on his ass
that guy john terry
he fell on his ass.

He slipped up and fell
he slipped up and fell
without winning anything
he slipped up and fell
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Old 23-05-2008, 03:40 PM   #5
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lmao da picture is funny haha

And I love the song:

He fell on his ass
he fell on his ass
that guy john terry
he fell on his ass.
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Old 23-05-2008, 04:17 PM   #6
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lol......at the first post!


This pic's brilliant, IMO!

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2243/...c9532f.jpg?v=0
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Old 23-05-2008, 04:20 PM   #7
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hahahaha)))nice)
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The dungeon father in Austria has been given the death penalty.

He has asked John Terry to take it!!
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The dungeon father in Austria has been given the death penalty.

He has asked John Terry to take it!!
That was both unfunny and slightly innapropriate.
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