[Forever_United]

"Manchester United have massively strengthened there team by the arrival of newcomer Matthew Williams. Matthew, 18, claims to have never played for a team in his life, and was only discovered after a top scout peeped over his garden wall and saw him performing kickups.

"i instantly knew he had world class potential when i first laid eyes on him" said the scout. "the thought to sign him hit me when he drove a world class strike into one of his mothers flowerpots, smashing it with sheer power"

Williams is expected to take part in the first game of the season should he be match fit by that time. although the season is still months away, United already have him in training.

"with the arrival of Matthew we are quite confident we can sell Cristiano and still be a great success" Sir Alex quoted. "Although i have never seen him play, i am confident of my scouts research into the boy and am sure he will be with united for many years"

Matthew, who goes by the name "Forever_United" on online united forum "ManUtdTalk.com", is said to be delighted he has been given this oppurtunity. he has been signed on a 3 year deal worth an estimated 3.6 million pounds.

(source - Mirror.co.uk)

[Jazz 16]

God you must be bored lol

[Forever_United]

no its true jazz ! u'll see next season

[yangch0000]

omg!
omG!!
OMG!!!

[Zenitka]

poor flowerpots....lol))))

[Keano4taoiseach]

LMAO FU ya mad lad

[sparkic]

Nice imagination mate lol

[nigelchin]

if its true why is it doing in this forum? heheh

[KevRed88]

and then the comedown off the magic mushrooms kicked in

[Red Devil]

*keep him talking whilst I get the white coats*


Ben Amos!!! Is that youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!