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Old 30-05-2008, 11:26 PM   #1
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Chav Jokes

heres 3 for you!

What do you call a chav in a box "innit"

Whats a chavs favourite flavour chewing gum "minted"

What do u call a chav in a freezer "solid"

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Old 31-05-2008, 12:24 AM   #2
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Sounds like a few members on here.
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Old 31-05-2008, 01:16 AM   #3
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Old 31-05-2008, 07:46 AM   #4
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haha...nice))
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Old 31-05-2008, 01:06 PM   #5
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That's how FU speaks
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Old 31-05-2008, 01:07 PM   #6
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That's how FU speaks

Thats cos he's a chav innit

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