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Old 04-06-2008, 08:30 PM   #1
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Whats black and swings through the jungle ?


















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Old 04-06-2008, 10:02 PM   #2
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Whats black and white, and black and white, black and white, and black and white and red?



















A nun with a knife in her back falling down the stairs! (Believe it or not, but I was told this by a Brother in my school during a religion class! )
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Old 04-06-2008, 11:07 PM   #3
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What's a Brother? You sound like FU
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What's a Brother? You sound like FU


A Christian Brother.......the irish know
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Old 05-06-2008, 10:43 AM   #5
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What's a Brother? You sound like FU

Have you never watched Lost...or Hulk Hogan?
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Old 05-06-2008, 01:17 PM   #6
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Okie dokie couple of oldies here?

What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
gagged

How can you tell when a mechanic has just had sex?
One of his fingers is clean

What has one hundred balls and screws old ladys?
bingo

Why did god create alcohol?
so ugly people had a chance to get laid to

Whats rubber & drips down the window ?
Condomsation.

Why is it hard for women to find men who are sensative, caring and good looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends
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Old 05-06-2008, 01:38 PM   #7
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What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
gagged

Took me a moment to get that one

Lol. Haven't heard the 1st or 3rd one before.
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Took me a moment to get that one

Lol. Haven't heard the 1st or 3rd one before.


lol.......same....

.....godd jokes jenna
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There's also something blue that screws old women...hypothermia
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Why cant frankinstien have kids ?

















have you seen where his nuts are !
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