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Old 31-05-2008, 07:28 AM   #1
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Dead Bird
One day a blonde and a Guy were walking down to the grocery store when the Guy pointed out to the blonde "oh, hey look at that dead bird.."

The blonde looks around around up in the sky for a few minutes and says "hmm, I don't see any dead ones."
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Old 31-05-2008, 07:39 AM   #2
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haha...

She is silly blonde
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Old 31-05-2008, 10:11 PM   #3
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...first joke you've ever posted abo, that I actually think is funny!



lol.....no dead ones! ;p
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Old 31-05-2008, 10:35 PM   #4
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Abo strikes again
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Old 02-06-2008, 11:49 AM   #5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Keano4taoiseach
Abo strikes again
am full of non-funny jokes
am i
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:11 PM   #6
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Haha great joke.
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Old 02-07-2008, 08:37 PM   #7
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lol.

Quite funny abo
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