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Old 02-06-2008, 03:53 PM   #1
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Wink 24 Cans of Stella

Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of
Stella and sticks them into the trolley

“What do you think you're doing?” asks the wife “They're on offer, only £10
for 24 cans”, he says

“Put them back. We can't afford it,” says the wife and they carry on
shopping.

A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it
into the trolley.

“What do you think you're doing?” asks the man, “It's my face cream. It
makes me look beautiful,” she says.

The man replies... “SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE PRICE!”
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Old 02-06-2008, 03:55 PM   #2
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lmao. Great joke Scunny
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Old 02-06-2008, 03:56 PM   #3
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lmao, quality
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Old 02-06-2008, 05:30 PM   #4
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hahahah...funny...))
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Old 03-06-2008, 03:29 AM   #5
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hahah thats great
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Old 03-06-2008, 02:26 PM   #6
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:10 PM   #7
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I don't get it.. Someone explain?
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