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Old 03-06-2008, 11:48 PM   #1
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Thought i share a joke with you all

I found it funny LOL


A little boy goes to his dad and asks "Daddy ,how was I born?
The dad answers "Well son I guess you will need to find out anyway .
Your mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.Then I set up a date via E-mail with your mum at a cyber-cafe.We sneaked into a secluded room,where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload,we discovered that neither of us had used a firewall,and since it was too late to hit the delete button,nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said :You got Male ....
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Old 03-06-2008, 11:52 PM   #2
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I found it funny LOL


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Old 05-06-2008, 05:45 PM   #3
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haha sal. that was a great reply poor lass
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Old 05-06-2008, 05:54 PM   #4
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Good joke gonna pass that round the office tmrw!
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Old 05-06-2008, 05:56 PM   #5
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Good one.........

....I could post a lot of very funny jokes here, but would be banned for language!


jenna's the new forum joker!
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