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Old 06-06-2008, 12:24 AM   #11
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Why cant frankinstien have kids ?

have you seen where his nuts are !
They're actually bolts
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Old 06-06-2008, 04:14 AM   #12
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i dnt get the mechanic joke ...
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Old 06-06-2008, 09:18 AM   #13
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i dnt get the mechanic joke ...
PM me and I will reveal all you plum
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:25 PM   #14
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Another one for you, probably heard it before?

This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lays on the bed but the old woman lays on the floor.
The old man asks, "Why are you going to sleep on the floor?"
The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change."
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:28 PM   #15
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You shouldn't know these types of jokes at your tender age
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Old 06-06-2008, 08:35 PM   #16
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Bolts ? Nice one....(silly me) no more of my jokes then !
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Old 07-06-2008, 09:50 PM   #17
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okay ....this is one of carmen jokes


There was three girls named Shutup, Manners, and Trouble. One day Shutup and Trouble wanted to go take a walk. They asked Manners if she wanted to come but Manners stayed home. During the walk Trouble go lost. Than while Shutup is looking for Trouble a cop comes up to her. "What is your name little girl?" "Shut up"
cop- "What is your real name!?"
Shutup-"Shut up!"
cop- "Are you looking for Trouble little girl?!"
Shutup- " Yes, i lost her awhile back"
cop- "Wheres your manners?!"
Shutup- "She stayed home"
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:07 PM   #18
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okay ....this is one of carmen jokes


There was three girls named Shutup, Manners, and Trouble. One day Shutup and Trouble wanted to go take a walk. They asked Manners if she wanted to come but Manners stayed home. During the walk Trouble go lost. Than while Shutup is looking for Trouble a cop comes up to her. "What is your name little girl?" "Shut up"
cop- "What is your real name!?"
Shutup-"Shut up!"
cop- "Are you looking for Trouble little girl?!"
Shutup- " Yes, i lost her awhile back"
cop- "Wheres your manners?!"
Shutup- "She stayed home"

Haha, yeah my friend told me that during French class.
Also great jokes everyone!
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Old 02-07-2008, 08:42 PM   #19
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lol

Some funny jokes people.

A lot funnier than the first one anyway
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Old 02-07-2008, 09:26 PM   #20
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okay ....this is one of carmen jokes


There was three girls named Shutup, Manners, and Trouble. One day Shutup and Trouble wanted to go take a walk. They asked Manners if she wanted to come but Manners stayed home. During the walk Trouble go lost. Than while Shutup is looking for Trouble a cop comes up to her. "What is your name little girl?" "Shut up"
cop- "What is your real name!?"
Shutup-"Shut up!"
cop- "Are you looking for Trouble little girl?!"
Shutup- " Yes, i lost her awhile back"
cop- "Wheres your manners?!"
Shutup- "She stayed home"
lol at this joke
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