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Old 09-06-2008, 07:12 PM   #1
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Talking *Man City Joke*

As you all already know, Sven-Göran Eriksson has been sacked as Manager of Manchester City.

So as Thaksin Shinawatra escorts Sven out the grounds, he decides to ask his final opinion on the club...

So he asks Sven....



Sven...in your honest opinion, how far do you think this club is from that of a Premier League and Champions league winning side?

Sven looks Thaksin in the eye and says....



Oh i would say give or take 5 or 6 miles....



bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!
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Old 09-06-2008, 07:16 PM   #2
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lol nice one
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Old 09-06-2008, 08:19 PM   #3
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that's well good mate..lol..
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Old 09-06-2008, 10:10 PM   #4
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LMAO!

That's hilarious.

Top marks for that!
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Old 10-06-2008, 12:52 AM   #5
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Heard it before mate, Still made me smile though

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Old 10-06-2008, 05:58 AM   #6
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nice one......

hahahahahaha10x
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Old 10-06-2008, 11:40 AM   #7
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Lol. Quality joke.
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Old 10-06-2008, 07:45 PM   #8
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good one
but i think it is 100 mile 112 mile
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Old 15-06-2008, 10:22 PM   #9
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very good...lol
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