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Old 02-06-2008, 11:54 AM   #1
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what a bloody accident

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Old 02-06-2008, 12:34 PM   #2
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha lol

"I stepped out of the circle three times"
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Old 04-06-2008, 08:23 PM   #3
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er......................................... yeah, ok, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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Old 04-06-2008, 08:24 PM   #4
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er......................................... yeah, ok, hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

lol RD, trying to make yourself feel better now ?
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:13 PM   #5
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Haha great joke :P
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Old 08-06-2008, 07:26 PM   #6
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*waits*
*waits some more*

within 24 hours you will be killed by an angry 24 year old romanian
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Old 09-06-2008, 02:14 AM   #7
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*waits*
*waits some more*

within 24 hours you will be killed by an angry 24 year old romanian

poor abs. doesnt even kno he's just stepped into the lions den then again, it is a joke
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Old 09-06-2008, 07:53 AM   #8
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*waits*
*waits some more*

within 24 hours you will be killed by an angry 24 year old romanian
i forgot about carly
*abo runs fast as he can*
*abo runs even faster*
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Old 15-06-2008, 10:37 PM   #9
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Blonde jokes are always funny...rofl
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Old 23-06-2008, 09:50 PM   #10
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Right....
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