This bloke is pacing up and down at home
while his wife is in hospital giving birth.
The phone rings and the bloke answers.
"This is the hospital, sir, your wife has given birth to twins.
However, there are more on the way."
The bloke puts the phone down and takes a large swig of vodka.
The phone rings again.
"This is the hospital, your wife has had another little boy,
and there are still more on the way."
The bloke drinks the whole bottle of vodka - by now he is totally drunk.
He picks up the phone to ring the hospital to
find out if she's had any more babies but, by mistake,
he rings lords cricket ground.
When the phone is answered, he asks, "what's the latest?"
And the person on the line says, "97 all out, and the last one was a duck!"
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Ball Smacker Champion!
All Out. ( and other jokes ). 
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