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Old 25-07-2008, 01:34 AM   #1
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horse walks into a bar

horse walks into a bar, barman says why the long face ?
horse replies ive got aids.
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Old 25-07-2008, 01:35 AM   #2
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lol, an oldie with a twist. I like it
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Old 25-07-2008, 01:38 AM   #3
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Old 25-07-2008, 02:40 AM   #4
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A bear walks into a bar and says 'Can I have a pint of.....................lager please?'


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Old 25-07-2008, 07:14 AM   #5
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hehehe...like that zuco...
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Old 25-07-2008, 07:41 AM   #6
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good one zuco...
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Old 04-08-2008, 08:13 AM   #7
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big pause...like it..lol
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