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Old 30-07-2008, 09:10 AM   #1
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Sex After Death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact,

'Ivy ...Ivy.'

'Is that you, Richard ?'

'Yes, I've come back like we agreed.'

'That's wonderful! What's it like?'

'Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud - lots of greens) another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it's back to golf course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.'

'Oh, Richard you surely must be in Heaven!'

'Not exactly . I'm now a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona.'
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Old 30-07-2008, 09:58 AM   #2
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haha nice one
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Old 01-08-2008, 07:42 AM   #3
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Old 01-08-2008, 08:20 AM   #4
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hahah loved it.very good.
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Old 01-08-2008, 11:58 AM   #5
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Those wascally wabbits!!!
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Old 01-08-2008, 12:37 PM   #6
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rabbits have such easy lives.lol...hehehe
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Old 01-08-2008, 12:41 PM   #8
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not that easy..alot end up in the cooking pot.hehehe.
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Old 01-08-2008, 03:30 PM   #10
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very good..i'd be a bunny.
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