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Old 17-08-2008, 05:58 AM   #1
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Stolen car?

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming curses in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup. As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally . . . . I assumed you had stolen the car.'

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Without getting into a big debate, I was half tempted to put this in the pub because it reminds me of so many "religious" people that "follow the word", etc. etc.

If you mods want to move this to turn it into a discussion instead of joke, feel free.

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Old 17-08-2008, 06:13 AM   #2
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is it a joke
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Old 17-08-2008, 07:10 AM   #3
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lmao, thats kinda good.
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Old 17-08-2008, 07:55 AM   #4
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hahaha, nice joke man
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Old 17-08-2008, 08:04 AM   #5
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lol...nice one
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Old 17-08-2008, 06:09 PM   #6
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hahahaha nice one mate...........
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Old 23-08-2008, 12:42 AM   #7
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i was waiting for the punchline............
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Old 23-08-2008, 09:07 PM   #8
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i was waiting for the punchline............

call it comedic irony
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Old 23-08-2008, 10:34 PM   #9
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well abo it not a joke but you surely you are lol haha
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Old 23-08-2008, 11:29 PM   #10
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i was waiting for the punchline............

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