[GeordieMancunian]

A 7 year old boy comes home from school and asked his dad a question, he says, " Dad, what's the difference between a @&£**! and a @&£!*?".
The father then say's "come upstairs and I'll show you". So they go upstairs, into the main bedroom, where the mother is lying fast asleep completely nude.
The father then points to his wife's crotch and tells his son, "There you go, that's a **@&£!".
The son then asks his dad, "Oh, can I stroke it?". And the father says, "No you'll wake up the *@&£!".

[reddwarf]

Originally Posted by haggler

A little boy walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while his dad is reading the paper.

"Where does poo come from?" he asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old son is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:

"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the boy.

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the loo, and that is poo."

The little boy looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: "And Tigger?"

Lmao. That's a classic!