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Old 23-08-2008, 11:32 PM   #1
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where does poo come from ?
A little boy walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while his dad is reading the paper.

"Where does poo come from?" he asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old son is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:

"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the boy.

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the loo, and that is poo."

The little boy looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: "And Tigger?"
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Old 24-08-2008, 04:45 AM   #2
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A little boy walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while his dad is reading the paper.

"Where does poo come from?" he asks.

The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old son is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says:

"Well you know we just ate breakfast?"

"Yes," answers the boy.

"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our bums when we go to the loo, and that is poo."

The little boy looks perplexed, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: "And Tigger?"



hehehe.thats a good one haggler..lol
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Old 24-08-2008, 04:47 AM   #3
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Whats "tigger"?
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Old 24-08-2008, 04:53 AM   #4
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you never heard of tigger the tiger.aww..
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Old 24-08-2008, 04:54 AM   #5
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you never heard of tigger the tiger.aww..
From Winnie the Pooh? This is a sex joke? Damn.
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Old 24-08-2008, 04:56 AM   #6
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From Winnie the Pooh? This is a sex joke? Damn.

hehehe...
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Old 24-08-2008, 04:59 AM   #7
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hehehe...
Now that I think about it, I'm not shocked its a sex joke, given that Haggs posted it.
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hahaha...
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How the hell is this a sex joke? It's about a little boy
talking about Winnie the pooh and his dad confusing
it with brown poo

There's no sex or innuendo at all
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How the hell is this a sex joke? It's about a little boy
talking about Winnie the pooh and his dad confusing
it with brown poo

There's no sex or innuendo at all
OHHHHHH, I'm too drunk for jokes atm.
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