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Old 25-08-2008, 02:27 AM   #1
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A gorilla goes to the bar...

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a martini to the amazement of the bartender.

When the bartender gives the gorilla the martini, he’s further surprised to see that the ape is holding a $20 bill.

The bartender takes the $20, then he decides to see just how smart the gorilla is, so he hands the gorilla $1 change.

The gorilla quietly sips the martini until the bartender breaks the silence.

“We don’t get too many apes in here,” he says.

The gorilla replies, “At $19 a drink, I’m not surprised.”
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Old 25-08-2008, 02:47 AM   #2
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lol good one
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Old 25-08-2008, 06:30 PM   #3
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liked that one ...
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Old 25-08-2008, 06:35 PM   #4
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lol good one
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Old 26-08-2008, 12:00 PM   #5
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nice one
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Old 26-08-2008, 12:08 PM   #6
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hahaha nice one
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Old 26-08-2008, 12:10 PM   #7
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lol...very nice
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