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Old 14-09-2008, 09:33 PM   #11
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very funny.
a sick joke and im not surprised it came from haggs!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 14-09-2008, 09:46 PM   #12
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Who really didn't enjoy that, cmon!
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Old 15-09-2008, 02:19 AM   #13
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Quote:
Originally Posted by haggler
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything!"

His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"

"No, I never found the head."

Heard this before, but it's still class haha
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Old 15-09-2008, 05:13 AM   #14
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sick sick sick sick sick
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Old 15-09-2008, 06:31 AM   #15
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I don't feel dignified to post a response here....

A sick joke (2) in the pipeline?

Still can't be as sick as being bossed by the Scousers for 80 minutes.
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Old 16-09-2008, 11:32 PM   #16
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I got one too, and i kinda need it, after today's game...

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wipes his ass
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Old 18-09-2008, 07:12 PM   #17
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I got one too, and i kinda need it, after today's game...

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wipes his ass
i am liking this on many levels
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Old 18-09-2008, 08:19 PM   #18
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I got one too, and i kinda need it, after today's game...

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
Wipes his ass


oooooohh thats really bad...really really bad......lol...nasty.
where do you guys get em...
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Old 18-09-2008, 08:45 PM   #19
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Lmfao. You demented people.
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hahaha
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