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Old 13-09-2008, 04:14 PM   #1
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sick joke
A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything!"

His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"

"No, I never found the head."
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Old 13-09-2008, 04:26 PM   #2
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Its so sick, i don't even know why i'm posting in this thread

btw, isn't this supposed to be in the jokes forum?
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Old 13-09-2008, 04:26 PM   #3
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Lol

However,

Joke section?

Ban (you're lucky zuco isn't still around haggler )?
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Old 13-09-2008, 05:15 PM   #4
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Lmfao
i needed such a joke today
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Old 13-09-2008, 05:33 PM   #5
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lol..
That was sick
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Old 13-09-2008, 05:35 PM   #6
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lol..
That was sick
did what it said on the tin and no swearing so it passed the censor . we need a giggle after dipper defeat
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Old 13-09-2008, 05:38 PM   #7
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Haggler thank you for your joke
it did cheered me up

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Old 13-09-2008, 05:41 PM   #8
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A smile is slowly developing on my face.

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Old 14-09-2008, 08:56 AM   #9
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Old 14-09-2008, 08:30 PM   #10
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That is very sick but very good
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