[Hezzy]

What's the difference between a camera and a sock?
A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...

[Blade]

Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A: One's an animal and one's a car.

A: A porcupine has pr*cks on the outside.

[abojodeh]

Q: what is the difference between Hezzy joke and Blade joke ?
A: Hezzy's joke was in bold

[red lady]

oh dear..oh dear....

[haggler]

whats brown and sticky ?

[red lady]

Originally Posted by haggler

whats brown and sticky ?

treacle..????

[Blade]

Originally Posted by haggler

whats brown and sticky ?

A brown stick.

[Sporting4Ever]

What is the difference between a supermarket shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous to children; the other holds groceries

What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...

What's the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?
The nun has hope in her soul.

Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche and a porcupine?
A porcupine has *****s on the outside!

Whats the difference between pink and purple?
Your grip.

What's the difference between condoms and coffins?
They both hold something stiff but one's coming and one's going!

What is the difference between a golf ball and a g-spot?
A man will spend two hours searching for a golf ball.

and lastly (for now), a difference joke with a diferent spin on it:

There's 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

[Blade]

Originally Posted by Sporting4Ever

There's 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that don't.

100011 0011011 111000011100

[Sporting4Ever]

Originally Posted by Blade

100011 0011011 111000011100

01010111 01010100 01000110 00111111 00111111 00111111