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Old 16-09-2008, 05:52 PM   #1
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Which came first, the chiken or the egg ??





An egg and a chicken are in bed together ~ the chicken sitting up, leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette, and with a very smug look on its face.

The egg, however, is under the covers with its back to the chicken and has a very frustrated look on its face while whimpering over and over, "It's just not fair!"

The chicken, in between puffs on the cigarette, says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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Old 16-09-2008, 06:01 PM   #2
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Old 16-09-2008, 06:10 PM   #3
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Thought it was the chicken smoking and not the egg?
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Old 16-09-2008, 06:18 PM   #4
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I posted the picture to show him the real answer and he stole it and put it in his original post

The correct answer is of course the egg, I'll give a more in depth explanation if someone wants it
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Old 16-09-2008, 06:22 PM   #5
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I posted the picture to show him the real answer and he stole it and put it in his original post

The correct answer is of course the egg, I'll give a more in depth explanation if someone wants it

Start a non-joke thread on it for members to debate over it until the cows come home?! Who knows it may be the longest thread in this forum?

P.S. Who would believe you have unrefutable case for the egg?!
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Old 16-09-2008, 10:50 PM   #6
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well...should we bothered???both have been eaten by chuck norris!
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Old 20-09-2008, 03:15 AM   #7
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Egg! it must comes first ( i think so )
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Old 20-09-2008, 03:58 PM   #8
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Egg! it must comes first ( i think so )


yes we got to have the egg,but then again you can't have the egg without the chicken.so Zense i reckon the chicken comes first.
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