[carlyluvsunited]

Guy called Dave says to his boss..

"I know everybody in the world.."

His boss says..

"Yeah right..no way"

Dave says..

"I do, just choose someone, anyone at all and I bet I know them"

"OK then, Tom Cruise, bet ya dont know him"

Dave says. "Oh yes I do"

So they get on a plane, fly to Hollywood and make their way to Tom Cruise' house
and Dave bangs on the door.

Tom Cruise opens the door and says..

"Oh wow, Dave, how you doing man, come on in for a beer, lets chat and catch up
on old news"

After they come out the boss says..

"Well that was pretty cool, but maybe a bit lucky"

So Dave says..

"OK then, pick another, anyone ya want in the whole wide world, go on"

So his boss says..

"Right, I'll get ya this time..George Bush"

Off they go, board a plane for Washington DC and as they get there everyone is
waiting for George Bush to come out and address the nation. Dave positions
himself by the edge of the stage with his boss.

As George Bush emerges to address the nation, Dave is furiously waving.

George Bush sees him and smiles, he walks over and says ..

"Hi Dave, I just gotta do this speech and we can go get a coffee afterwards and
have a little chat OK"

So they do that and when they come out the Whitehouse, the boss says..

"Wow that is really quite impressive, I am impressed, but if I can choose just one
more, then it will be proved beyond doubt Dave and you will be my hero"

So Dave says..

"Yeah no worries, make another choice, I'll prove it beyond all doubt for you"

"OK then, errmmmm.. how about the Pope"

Dave says..

"The Pope, half my family are German, thats an old friend of the family ya picked
there, lets go.."

Off they go to Vatican City where there are 250,000 people waiting for the Pope
to come out and say prayers.

Dave tells his boss..

"Its too crowded here, I need to get close to The Pope to prove my self. I'll go
over there and have a word with the guards.......because I know all of them
too....and they will let me inside, and then in about 15 mins I will come out on the
balcony right next to The Pope and wave to you OK boss"

Off Dave goes and sure enough 15 mins later he's on the balcony, arm round The
Pope waving to his boss.

Dave decides to make his way back to his boss, and when he gets there his boss
is surrounded by paramedics.

Dave scrambles through and says to him..

"Jesus boss, whats wrong are you OK"

And his boss looks up at him and says..

"I had a heart attack....I was fine, until you and The Pope walked out and the guy
next to me said 'Who the **** is that on the balcony with Dave'"

How f*ckin funny is that then........... xxxx

[SolskjaertheLegend]

how funny? not very lol

[keane7]

Dave must have been a united player before!!!

[PrinceZane]

Originally Posted by keane7

Dave must have been a united player before!!!

Obviously. Thats why he's more famous than the pope. Hehe.

"Dave" must be SAF's stage name so he doesn't get harassed in public.