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Old 24-09-2007, 06:24 PM   #1
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male date rape drug... be careful

male date rape drug... be careful



Police are warning all men who frequent clubs,

parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious

when offered a drink from any woman. Many

females use a date rape drug on the market called

"Beer."

The drug is found in liquid form and is available

anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps

and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female sexual

predators at parties and bars to persuade their male

victims to go home and sleep with them. A woman

needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of

Beer and then simply ask him home, for men are

rendered helpless against this approach. After

several beers, men will often succumb to the

desires to sleep with horrific looking women whom

they would never normally be attracted. After

drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy

memories of exactly what happened to them the

night before, often with just a vague feeling that

"something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled

out of their life's savings, in a familiar scam known

as "a relationship." In extreme cases, the female

may even be shrewd enough to entrap the

unsuspecting male into a longer term form of

servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage."

Men are much more susceptible to this scam after

beer is administered and sex is offered by the

predatory females.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you

know. If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the

women administering it, there are male support

groups where you can discuss the details of your

shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

Thanks for taking the time to read this.

Jazz 16.
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Old 24-09-2007, 08:14 PM   #2
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.........and it works too

Solsk beware - when you have had 10 litre of Magners some crazy girl might attack you - maybe you like this actually
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Old 25-09-2007, 12:08 AM   #3
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Hopefully our bodies will continue to not build an immunity to this drug
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Old 25-09-2007, 01:51 AM   #4
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Hahahah awesome.
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Old 25-09-2007, 05:06 AM   #5
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I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman...







I've woke up with a few though.





Ugly women ....The real reason why beer was invented.
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Old 25-09-2007, 05:08 AM   #6
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I have never gone to bed with an ugly woman...

Ugly men then? Did george hack into grandpa's account!?
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Ugly men then? Did george hack into grandpa's account!?

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