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Old 27-09-2007, 07:06 PM   #1
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Three Girlfriends

Three girlfriends

One
of the
highest
paid players
in the Premier
division, Gary had
everything going for
him. He had a fancy new
house in North-East London,
a flash new sports car, masses
of designer clothes -the lot. His only
problem was that he had three girlfriends
and he couldn't decide which one to marry.
So he decided to give £5,000 to each woman
to see what she would do with it.

The
first
woman
bought new
clothes for herself
and had an expensive
new hairdo, a massage,
facial, manicure and pedicure.

The
second
woman
bought a
top-of-the
range VCR and
CD player, as well
as an expensive set
of golf clubs and tennis
racquet and gave them all
to Gary. "I used the money to
buy you these gifts because I love you," she told him.

The
third
woman
invested
the money
in the stock
market, and
within a short
time had doubled
her investment. She
gave Gary back the initial
£5,000 and reinvested the
profit. "I'm investing in our future
because I love you so much," she said.


Gary
considered
carefully how
each woman had
spent the money........

AND THEN MARRIED THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST TITS

Shut up - you know it's funny
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Old 27-09-2007, 07:20 PM   #2
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he made the right move
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Old 27-09-2007, 07:22 PM   #3
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lol, he sure did
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Old 27-09-2007, 07:35 PM   #4
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oh and carly i wouldnt say its funny - i call it common sense
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Old 27-09-2007, 08:38 PM   #5
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oh and carly i wouldnt say its funny - i call it common sense
MLAO, i would have done the same thing gary!
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Old 28-09-2007, 04:34 AM   #6
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I reckon he made an good investment
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