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Old 28-09-2007, 08:35 AM   #1
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A
teacher
noticed that
a little boy at
the back of the
class was squirming
around, scratching his
crotch, and not paying
attention. She went
back to find out
what was going
on. He was
quite
embarrassed
and whispered
that he had just
recently been circumcised
and he was
quite itchy.

The
teacher
told him to
go down to
the principal's
office. He was to
telephone his mother
and ask her what he should
do about it. He did it and returned
to his class. Suddenly, there was
a commotion at the back of the
room. She went back to
investigate only to find
him sitting at his desk
with his *****
hanging out.

"I
thought
I told you
to call your Mom!"
she said. "I did," he
said, "and she told me
that if I could stick it out till
noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."





KIDS; DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM
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Old 29-09-2007, 08:25 PM   #2
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