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Old 07-10-2007, 09:52 AM   #1
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Woman's Diary - Man's Diary !!

Love this!

WOMAN'S DIARY:

Sunday 24th October 2006

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went
shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so
thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere
quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I
suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed and
didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying. I
just knew that something was wrong.

He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he
hesitated but followed. I asked him again if there was something the
matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.

After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed.

I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply. He just
gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up but later
he did, and I was surprised when we made love. He still seemed distant
and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me and
that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep.







MAN'S DIARY:

Sunday 24th October 2006







West Ham lost. Absolutely f*cking gutted. Got a shag though.
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Old 07-10-2007, 12:32 PM   #2
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Old 07-10-2007, 12:49 PM   #3
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That guy must be depressed, West Ham lose quite alot.
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Old 07-10-2007, 01:11 PM   #4
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