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Old 07-10-2007, 03:34 PM   #1
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I was a bit down last night, and feeling pretty low so I rang the Samaritians. Oh No, they have outsourced to bloody Pakistan!!! I told then I was feeling like ending it all, they got all excited and asked me if I could fly a plane!!!
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Old 07-10-2007, 03:47 PM   #2
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haha Good one RD!!
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"If he wants to exchange Cristiano Ronaldo for Ben Arfa we could talk about it but they would have to also give us a bit of money." - Jean-Michel Aulas on a possible trade deal with United!

Not on your life Aulas!
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:00 PM   #3
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Lol, very funny.
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Old 07-10-2007, 04:28 PM   #4
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Old 07-10-2007, 11:29 PM   #5
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