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Old 08-10-2007, 10:36 PM   #1
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A Joke ( best title i could think of ).

One day in the jungle a chimpanzee invented some tools to eat his dinner.
One tool was a flat stick sharpened along one edge, this he used to cut
his food. The other was a stick with four smaller sticks attached to the
end each sharpened to a point
He used to spear his food and place it in his mouth. The chimp was very
proud of his inventions which he called his one point tool and his four
point tool.
One day he awoke to find that the four point tool was missing. The chimp
was distraught. He ran around the jungle trying to find his precious tool.
First he came upon the lion. "Lion, Lion!" he cried, "Have you seen my
four point tool?"
"No." Replied the lion, "I have not seen your four point tool."
Then the chimp came upon the gorilla. "Gorilla, Gorilla!" he cried, "Have
you seen my four point tool?"
"No." Replied the gorilla, "I have not seen your four point tool."
Then the chimp came upon the jaguar. "Jaguar, Jaguar!" he cried, "Have you
seen my four point tool?"
"Yup!" replied the jaguar, "I've seen your four point tool."
"Well where is it?" inquired the chimp.
"I ate it." Said the jaguar, smugly.
"Why would you do that?" Cried the chimp.
"Because," replied the big cat, "I'm a four point tool eater jaguar!"

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Old 08-10-2007, 11:25 PM   #2
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That's a groaner mate. haha
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Old 08-10-2007, 11:38 PM   #3
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That's a groaner mate. haha

lol now that was funny.
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