| A Ciddy fan, a Muslim and a Hindu are travelling together when it becommes dark and they are forced to ask at the only inn in town for a bed for the night. The innkeeper agrees but says that as there is only two beds one must sleep in the barn outside, so the three draw lots and the Muslim loses and goes to the barn to settle down for the night.
Five minutes later he returns to the room apologising but saying that as there was a pig in the barn he could not possibly sleep there. The Ciddy fan and the Hindu then toss a coin and the Hindu loses and takes his possessions to the barn to sleep.
He also returns after a few minutes saying that there was a cow in the barn and so he couldn't sleep there either. Reluctantly the Ciddy fan takes his bag and walks to the barn to try and catch some sleep.
Two minutes later the pig and cow enter the room...
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`How did you enjoy your holiday in Israel?'
'Great!'
'Did you visit the Wailing Wall?'
'Yes - but I couldn't get near it for Manchester City supporters!'
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What does EIDOS, Manchester Cities sponsor stand for?
ELEVEN IDIOTS DREAMING OF SUCCESS!
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