[carlyluvsunited]

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?

(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?

(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapour lock)

(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(so they won't hump women's legs at ****tails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)

7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(don't know.....it never happened)

( C'mon guys, you laugh at the blonde jokes!)

And a favourite:

8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?

(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face
and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart

[Jazz 16]

lol. I loved number 4, Id always wondered that ;-)

[SolskjaertheLegend]

sorry but im an old sour fart




(even though im one of the youngest on this forum )

[Ajant]

Ha..Ha...

[PrinceZane]

It goes both ways though (and this one is especially true for Carly!)

Why don't women fart?
(they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure)

[Teveth_32]

Ha ha

[Anderson's God]

Originally Posted by SolskjaertheLegend

sorry but im an old sour fart




(even though im one of the youngest on this forum )

That makes 2 of us Solsk!!


Great joke Zane .. lol

[Keano4taoiseach]

I'd have to say I agree with pretty much everything you said carly.....





except no.4 dosen't apply to me because my balls haven't dropped yet...

[dovorian]

Originally Posted by PrinceZane

It goes both ways though (and this one is especially true for Carly!)

Why don't women fart?
(they can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up the pressure)

Hahaha, lmao