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Old 16-11-2007, 11:01 PM   #1
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Women are evil

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replies.

"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "Im afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
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Old 16-11-2007, 11:11 PM   #2
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A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.

"Are you the landlord?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no," he replies.

"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "Im afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message," she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."



I don't understand the title.....I would love that...so damn hot......

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Old 17-11-2007, 07:28 AM   #3
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Er... the punchline is: Since there was no toilet paper to clean herself up from her business, she used her hand and made the guy clean it for her.

If that's your game, fair play to you but.. eh... >_>
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