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Old 26-11-2007, 03:02 PM   #1
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How To Impress A Woman/Man
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her....

HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.
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Old 26-11-2007, 04:13 PM   #2
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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.

Only if she is holding a beer in one hand and a football magazine in the other
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Old 26-11-2007, 06:15 PM   #3
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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked.


I presume your talking about a man....lol.....or Aj......

only as long as she's good-looking......
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Old 26-11-2007, 09:33 PM   #4
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very good carli all the guys know this is true. these boys all love each other here anyway so no ladies needed lol.
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Old 26-11-2007, 09:35 PM   #5
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very good carli all the guys know this is true. these boys all love each other here anyway so no ladies needed lol.


lol, think she is talking about you K4T and your boyfriend AJ
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Old 26-11-2007, 09:48 PM   #6
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very good carli all the guys know this is true. these boys all love each other here anyway so no ladies needed lol.

i wouldnt complain if i were you - to please us cost NO money for you's whereas we have to win the lottery to keep you's happy
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Old 27-11-2007, 01:18 AM   #7
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I am not having relations with k4t.
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Old 27-11-2007, 10:16 AM   #8
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i wouldnt complain if i were you - to please us cost NO money for you's whereas we have to win the lottery to keep you's happy

Amen brother!
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I am not having relations with k4t.


Ohhh......yes we are........ .........(I love pantomine season........ ...)
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very good carli all the guys know this is true. these boys all love each other here anyway so no ladies needed lol.
I luv ya sian!!
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