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Old 28-11-2007, 11:53 AM   #1
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Carly loves her cereal :)

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." He sighed...

"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box..."
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Old 28-11-2007, 12:02 PM   #2
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Bloody hell......

They should say in the box it's not a jigsaw.....

How else do we know huh
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Old 28-11-2007, 05:41 PM   #3
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Imao, can't stop laughing.
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Old 29-11-2007, 02:50 PM   #4
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LOL! Thats good!
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Not on your life Aulas!

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Old 29-11-2007, 10:37 PM   #5
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ahahahahaha

she tries this now carli. bloody crazy girl
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Old 29-11-2007, 11:09 PM   #6
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ahahahahaha

she tries this now carli. bloody crazy girl

I'm not surprised
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Old 29-11-2007, 11:24 PM   #7
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naturally
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Old 30-11-2007, 10:51 AM   #8
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The last two lines are captured so well that it seems real........LMAO....
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