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Old 29-01-2008, 11:17 PM   #1
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Maybe just a teeny bit tacky...

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A guy owns a horse farm. One day a friend phones him up , "I've sent a dwarf with a speech impediment to see you. He wants to buy a horse". Sure enough the dwarf turns up.

Dwarf asks "I want to buy a horth"

The owner asks him "Do you want a male horse or a female horse ?"

The Dwarf replies "A female horth"

The owner shows him a Mare.

"Nithe Horth" says the Dwarf, "can I thee her eyth?" The owner picks up the Dwarf to show him the Horses eyes.

"Nithe eyth" says the Dwarf "can I thee her teeth?" Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth.

"Nithe teeth, can I see her eerth?" The Dwarf asks. By now the owner is getting a little fed up, but again picks up the Dwarf to show him the horses ears.

"Nithe eerth," he says "Can I see her ****?" With this the owner picks up the Dwarf and shoves his head deep between the horse's legs, holding him there for a second before pulling him out & putting down.

"Perhaps I thould rephrathe that" said the Dwarf, "can I thee her wun awound?"
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Old 29-01-2008, 11:38 PM   #2
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Terrible terrible, but still funny.
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Old 30-01-2008, 12:03 AM   #3
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Old 01-02-2008, 11:08 PM   #4
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Old 02-02-2008, 01:39 AM   #5
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That is shocking yet I still laughed, nonetheless shocking
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Old 03-02-2008, 03:20 AM   #6
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That is shocking yet I still laughed, nonetheless shocking

shocking how? learned it's happened to someone else too?
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